Saturday, April 20, 2013

DO NOT DISTURB - I'm on a tight schedule today.



DO NOT DISTURB

I'm on a tight schedule today.

Exceptions in case of emergencies are permitted.

Emergencies checklist:

  • Are you on fire and I'm the only one that can put you out?
  • Am I on fire and don't realize it?
  • Is it the second coming?
FAQ:
Q: How's it going?
A: Good.
Q: What are you working on?
A: Stuff.
Q: How's stuff going?
A: See answer 1.
Q: Do dolphins sleep?
A: Yes, they are mammals and they do sleep.

Have a nice day :)

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