Saturday, September 3, 2016

Friday, August 19, 2016

When You're Waiting For the Cop to Bring Your License Back and Two More Squads Show Up


When You're Waiting For the Cop to Bring Your License Back and Two More Squads Show Up

There Just Isn't Enough of You


There Just Isn't Enough of You

When someone makes fun of you for being short they're basically just saying that the worst thing about you is that there just isn't enough of you.

What It's Like To Own A Dog


What It's Like To Own A Dog

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Baby Sleeps Through Doorbells, Barking, Trains, and Storms


Baby Sleeps Through Doorbells, Barking, Trains, and Storms

But the moment the floor creaks as you sneak away...

Monday, August 15, 2016

Remember As Days Get Colder Animals Are Attracted to the Warmth of Cars


Remember As Days Get Colder Animals Are Attracted to the Warmth of Cars, So Check Wheel Arches or Other Hiding Places