Tuesday, September 30, 2014

The Pawns Acquiring Guns Was A Real Game Changer


The Pawns Acquiring Guns Was A Real Game Changer

A king and a queen chess pieces talking in a jail cell.

If Only I Had Checked Myself


If Only I Had Checked Myself
- Guy who wrecked himself

Monday, September 29, 2014

I Am A Banana



I Am A Banana

A tiny dog dressed like a banana barking at someone.

Saturday, September 27, 2014

One Day On Mercury Lasts About 1,408 Hours


One Day On Mercury Lasts About 1,408 Hours

The same as one Monday on Earth.

My Phone Died So I Spent Some Time With The Family Today. They Seem Like Nice People.


My Phone Died So I Spent Some Time With The Family Today.  They Seem Like Nice People.

I'll Call You Back Later Okay? I'm Having Dinner With My Editor.


I'll Call You Back Later Okay?  I'm Having Dinner With My Editor.

A sharpened pencil end at a candle light dinner with the eraser end of a pencil in a restaurant.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Caught My Cat Trying To Vaporize My Bird


Caught My Cat Trying To Vaporize My Bird

A cat with glowing eyes looking at a parakeet.

The cat's eyes may have been due to the flash, but the bird appears to be Photo Shopped into the picture.

Friday, September 19, 2014

Thursday, September 18, 2014

In Japan, Advertising Godzilla Is Done Right


In Japan, Advertising Godzilla Is Done Right

A supermarket ceiling decorated to look like Godzilla feet and tail are

Note To Self: Cut Back On The Jalapenos


Note to self:

Cut Back On The Jalapenos.

A toilet blackened and broken.

My Mom Mixed Up Pajama Day and Picture Day


My Mom Mixed Up Pajama Day and Picture Day

A young kid in a school picture in Sponge Bob Square Pants pajamas.

I'm Terrible At Comforting People


I'm Terrible At Comforting People

I just pat them with a broom and say, "There, there".

Theiyr're


Theiyr're

Take that grammar police!

Sisterhood of Bikers


Sisterhood of Bikers

It says that Harley girls rock

I Hate It When I Think I'm Buying Organic Vegetables


I Hate It When I Think I'm Buying Organic Vegetables

But when I get home they're just regular donuts.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

There Exists An Observable Occurrence During Peak Traffic Hours That Baffles The Mind


There Exists An Observable Occurrence During Peak Traffic Hours That Baffles The Mind

It occurs when you, after sitting in standstill traffic watching neighboring cars pass by at a healthy pace, decide to change lanes.

Only to see your new lane grind to a halt while your original lane speeds up.

I call this the "Your lane sucks phenomenon."

While extensive research has been done on the subject, the only logical explanation scientists have been able to find thus far is that it is caused by "You're stupid and the world hates you."

For All The Ladies Thinking Of Getting A Tattoo


For All The Ladies Thinking Of Getting A Tattoo

REMEMBER - When you get older a butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack.

Paul Grimace


Paul Grimace

Paul Thurrott of the Super Site for Windows on an episode of Windows Weekly on the TWiT network

Comment to suggest a caption.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Everything Will Be Okay in the End


Everything Will Be Okay in the End

If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

Monday, September 15, 2014

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Story Time


Story Time

Write 2 word in the comments and keep the story going.

Vegetarian Ham - Chicken Flavor


Vegetarian Ham - Chicken Flavor

I don't understand what this is supposed to be.

Big Head Helmet


Big Head Helmet

A helmet designed to look like a bald head, including ear.

Problems


Problems

No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them.

When I'm Bored I Price Imaginary Trips


When I'm Bored I Price Imaginary Trips

Law of Mechanical Repair


Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Chicks Be Like...You Left The Toilet Seat Up


Chicks Be Like...You Left The Toilet Seat Up

A bathroom vanity covered with beauty products.

Here's To All Of You Who Rearrange The Dirty Dishes In The Dishwasher...


Here's To All Of You Who Rearrange The Dirty Dishes In The Dishwasher...

...after someone else has loaded it.

Help Me!


Help Me!

A bunch of boxes in a box crusher.and a Lego Movie box on the bottom.  It makes it look like Emmet is being crushed.

Friday, September 12, 2014

Stop Scrolling


Stop Scrolling

Like this picture of Pikachu with a mustache.  Continue.

You May Not Have Lost ALL Your Marbles,


You May Not Have Lost ALL Your Marbles,

But there is definitely a hole in the bag.

I Want To Become A Citizen So I Can Vote Republican


I Want To Become A Citizen So I Can Vote Republican

Said no Juan ever.

I Pitty The Fool That Don't Share This Picture of Nanacy Reagan on My Lap


I Pitty The Fool That Don't Share This Picture of Nanacy Reagan on My Lap

Mr. T acting like Santa with Nancy Reagan on his lap and them both holding boxes with Mr. T dolls.

Hello Monday. My name is Inigo Montoya!


Hello Monday.  My name is Inigo Montoya!

You killed my weekend...PREPARE TO DIE!

Drop The Bass


Drop The Bass

If you can think of a better fish pun...let minnow.

Just Installed a Rear Spoiler


Just Installed a Rear Spoiler

Spoiler Alert!
A red Dodge Neon with a Nova Scocia licence plate.  Someone stuck a piece of paper on the back of it that says, "Snape kills Dumbledore".

That, my friend, is a spoiler.

Wait Here For Green Arrow


Wait Here For Green Arrow

Two guys and a toddler wearing DC comics t-shirts.  They are standing at a crosswalk next to a sign instructing them to wait for a green arrow before crossing.  In the photo the traffic light is on a red arrow.

When It's My Time Take Me In My Fishing Boat


When It's My Time Take Me In My Fishing Boat

Casket in a fishing boat that is being towed by a pickup truck through a cemetery.

2012 Lambo 50% Off


2012 Lambo 50% Off

A Lamborghini that has been ripped in half in a car accident.

I Love 80s Rock

I Love 80s Rock

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Light Saber Chopsticks


Because Normal Chopsticks Are Too Mainstream

Light Saber Chopsticks