Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Monday, September 29, 2014
Saturday, September 27, 2014
I'll Call You Back Later Okay? I'm Having Dinner With My Editor.
A sharpened pencil end at a candle light dinner with the eraser end of a pencil in a restaurant.
Thursday, September 25, 2014
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Saturday, September 20, 2014
Friday, September 19, 2014
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
There Exists An Observable Occurrence During Peak Traffic Hours That Baffles The Mind
It occurs when you, after sitting in standstill traffic watching neighboring cars pass by at a healthy pace, decide to change lanes.
Only to see your new lane grind to a halt while your original lane speeds up.
I call this the "Your lane sucks phenomenon."
While extensive research has been done on the subject, the only logical explanation scientists have been able to find thus far is that it is caused by "You're stupid and the world hates you."
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Monday, September 15, 2014
Saturday, September 13, 2014
Here's To All Of You Who Rearrange The Dirty Dishes In The Dishwasher...
...after someone else has loaded it.
Friday, September 12, 2014
I Pitty The Fool That Don't Share This Picture of Nanacy Reagan on My Lap
Mr. T acting like Santa with Nancy Reagan on his lap and them both holding boxes with Mr. T dolls.
Just Installed a Rear Spoiler
A red Dodge Neon with a Nova Scocia licence plate. Someone stuck a piece of paper on the back of it that says, "Snape kills Dumbledore".
That, my friend, is a spoiler.
Wait Here For Green Arrow
Two guys and a toddler wearing DC comics t-shirts. They are standing at a crosswalk next to a sign instructing them to wait for a green arrow before crossing. In the photo the traffic light is on a red arrow.