Wednesday, October 30, 2013
My voice mail greeting is now a Justin Bieber song.
If you can make it to the end of the song without hanging up then I'll listen to the message, because obviously it's important.
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Monday, October 28, 2013
I Work At A Pet Store. After Hours Things Get Serious
A guy betting on a race between a rabbit and a turtle.
Something You Want and What You Do To Get It
A person laying in bed and then climbing to the edge of the bed and stretching across to reach something, just to avoid getting out of bed, even though getting out of bed would've been much easier.
Saturday, October 26, 2013
Cops Don't Like It When You Ask Them "Need Some Help?"
Especially when you're wearing a Batman costume.