Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Someone is Still Alive Because You Can't Afford a Hit Man


Repost this if you know someone who is still alive because you can't afford a hit man.

Monday, September 28, 2015

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Living Dangerously at Costco


Living Dangerously at Costco

Several giant pallets of baking soda stacked on top of several giant pallets of vinegar.

But You're Still Coming to Work, Right?


But You're Still Coming to Work, Right?

Darth Sidious crouching over Darth Vader/Ankin Skywalker, while Vader is all burned and amputated.

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

The Moment You Realize Trump Lost His Job to an Immigrant


The Moment You Realize Trump Lost His Job to an Immigrant

Referring to Arnold Schwarzenegger taking over for Donald Trump and the Apprentice.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Life Before Smart Phones


Life Before Smart Phones

A stick figure on a toilet reading a shampoo bottle.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

They'll Trip Over Something and Die First


I keep my house messy so that if someone tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die first.