Thursday, April 23, 2015

Children Need To Learn To Take Responsibility For Their Actions So That...


Children Need To Learn To Take Responsibility For Their Actions So That...

They do not become adults believing that nothing is ever their fault.

Let's Do Something Really Scary

Let's Do Something Really Scary

We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

There's No Way I Was Born Just To Pay Bills And Die


There's No Way I Was Born Just To Pay Bills And Die

How Can I Be Ready For the Future When I'm Not Even Ready To Get Up in the Morning


How Can I Be Ready For the Future When I'm Not Even Ready To Get Up in the Morning

Someday Is a Day of the Weak


Someday Is a Day of the Weak

That Moment You Lower The Music When Looking for the Street Address


That Moment You Lower The Music When Looking for the Street Address...

So You Can See Better

I Am a Daydreamer and a Nightthinker


I Am a Daydreamer and a Nightthinker

Sometimes You Will Never Know The Value of a Moment Until It Becomes a Memory


Sometimes You Will Never Know The Value of a Moment Until It Becomes a Memory

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Have You Heard? It's Friday!


Have You Heard?  It's Friday!

Conversations Really Are The Best After 3 AM


Conversations Really Are The Best After 3 AM

The heavier the eyelids, the sincerer the words and silence is not awkward, it's shared.

I Don't Always Wake Up Early Without An Alarm


I Don't Always Wake Up Early Without An Alarm

But when I do, it's a weekend.

Be Careful Who You Open Up To


Be Careful Who You Open Up To

Only a few people actually care, the rest just want to have something to gossip about.

No Dumping Violators Will Be Prosecuted


No Dumping Violators Will Be Prosecuted

A sign placed outside a weight room bathroom after some repeated unfortunate incidents.

Don't Ever Confuse What You Have With Who You Are


Don't Ever Confuse What You Have With Who You Are

Women Who Say "I Want a Bad Boy" Are Clueless


Women Who Say "I Want a Bad Boy" Are Clueless

What you need is a man who will break someone's face for you, but will also make you breakfast in bed.

When I Told You I Was Normal, I May Have Exaggerated Slightly


When I Told You I Was Normal, I May Have Exaggerated Slightly

If You Have a Problem With Me


If You Have a Problem With Me

Tell me not everybody else! Thanks!

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Thursday, April 9, 2015

I just bought $200 worth of groceries...


I just bought $200 worth of groceries...
then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

Friday, April 3, 2015

Department of Elf Surveillance Official Warning


Department of Elf Surveillance Official Warning

A form for issuing a warning to children about naughty behavior by Santa's Elves.

It's April, Fool!


It's April, Fool!

Mr. T giving a stern look.