Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Saturday, January 24, 2015

We Feel Old


Oh, the weather outside is frightful, and our joints are not delightful, since it's got so dang cold, we feel old, we feel old, we feel old.

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Emma's Easy Crepes


Emma's Easy Crepes

1. Beat eggs. 1 egg = 2 crepes.
2. Add enough flour to make a thick paste.
3. Whisk in enough milk to thin down.  Should be almost water-like.
4. Pour ladle full into hot pan.  Turn pan to coat sides.
5. When edges start to crisp, turn over.
6. Cook other side the same length of time.
7. Serve with your favorite fillings and roll up.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Your Plan vs God's Plan


Your Plan vs God's Plan

Your plan:  Straight, short path to the finish line.

God's plan:  giant holes in the road, rocks, plank bridge, lake, dark rain clouds, and then more uphill road to the finish line.

I...I Jus...I Just Can't...


I...I Jus...I Just Can't...deal with this right now.

Heavy Dude


Heavy Dude

You Go To Walmart on Black Friday You Risk Your Life


You Go To Walmart on Black Friday You Risk Your Life

If You've Ever Lost a Pet who Took a Piece of Your Heart


If You've Ever Lost a Pet who Took a Piece of Your Heart

You'll Make Me Puma Pants


Stop Making Me Laugh

You'll make me puma pants.

Politically Correct


Politically Correct

A term used for whiney overly-sensitive pansies who need everything sugar-coated for them.

Slug Bug!!


Slug Bug!!

Comment if you punched someone before when you've seen this driving.

Way To Use A Hoodie No. 2


Way To Use A Hoodie No. 2

Chocolate Is God's Apology For Broccoli


Chocolate Is God's Apology For Broccoli

I'm Cleaning Your Dirty Screen


I'm Cleaning Your Dirty Screen

So leave a comment as a thank you.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

If I Leave Now I Might Lose Their Trust


I can't get out of bed.

These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.

Friday, January 9, 2015

They Know So Much That Isn't So


The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

I Love My Sister


I Love My Sister

Share if you have a sister or sisters you truly love.  This includes women you love as sisters.

I Want Books, Computers...And the Ability to Travel Through Space


I Want Books, Computers...And the Ability to Travel Through Space

OK..Here's a Library Card.

Hey, My Friend, You're Lookin' Good Today


Hey, My Friend, You're Lookin' Good Today

Saturday, January 3, 2015

What Happens Under the Mistletoe, Stays Under the Mistletoe


What Happens Under the Mistletoe, Stays Under the Mistletoe

I Love Being Married to My Best Friend


I Love Being Married to My Best Friend

I can tell him anything, because half the time he doesn't hear me.

I Don't Wanna Be A Nugget


I Don't Wanna Be A Nugget

A baby chick walking down a dirt path or at least it looks like a dirt path from the perspective of a chick.

I'm Gonna Order a Pizza 5 Minutes Before New Year and When They Arrive I'll Say I Ordered This a Year Ago, LOL.


I'm Gonna Order a Pizza 5 Minutes Before New Year and When They Arrive I'll Say I Ordered This a Year Ago, LOL.

Picture of a Minion in a diaper.

2014 Beating Me to Death in the Wrestling Ring and 2015 Waiting to Tag In


2014 Beating Me to Death in the Wrestling Ring and 2015 Waiting to Tag In

A $3000 Car With a $11,000 Bike on a Bike Rack on the Roof


A $3000 Car With a $11,000 Bike on a Bike Rack on the Roof

Wedding Vows


Wedding Vows

Do you promise to love and cherish each other until it's inconvenient, or your tired of it, or somebody more exciting comes along, or it's just not fun anymore?

Thursday, January 1, 2015

I've Got Your Back!


I've Got Your Back!

One stick figure hold the middle stick of another stick figure while the other cries in pain.