Saturday, April 9, 2016

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

I Make My Daughter Wear My Fitbit During Her Soccer Games


I Make My Daughter Wear My Fitbit During Her Soccer Games

While I sit on the sideline eating snacks.

Why Can't We Be Friends?


Why Can't We Be Friends?

Because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Monday, April 4, 2016

Dad Found the Ultimate Way to Keep His Kid Busy


Dad Found the Ultimate Way to Keep His Kid Busy

A big board with spare parts attached to it.  Casters, combination lock, slide chain locks, an old calculator, an old phone, a toilet paper dispenser with empty roll on it and other various items.  Also a magnetic board with magnetic kids letters on it.

Bunk Beds For Seven


Bunk Beds For Seven

Two double beds on the bottom bunks.  Single bunks above the doubles.  A single bed connected the two upper bunks.

Friday, April 1, 2016

You Can't Eat Flowers


You Can't Eat Flowers

Cupcakes decorated with words and letters to spell out the previous sentence.