Don't Bother Putting Your Hand Over My Mouth to Shut Me Up

Don't Bother Putting Your Hand Over My Mouth to Shut Me Up

I will lick you.

I Just Told The Monster Under My Bed, That Rent Is Due

I Just Told The Monster Under My Bed, That Rent Is Due

When You Get Paid Biweekly

When You Get Paid Biweekly

Week One:  Surf and Turf
Week Two:  Ice Soup

Why would you buy lobster and steak week one if the money runs out before the next paycheck?

Antidepressant

Antidepressant

A giant bowl of ice cream overflowing with hot fudge with strawberries on top and a Magnum bar jammed into it.

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Someone Just Called Me Normal

Someone Just Called Me Normal

I have never been so insulted in my life!

Crazy People Don't Know They Are Crazy

Crazy People Don't Know They Are Crazy

I know I am crazy.  Therefore I am not crazy.  Isn't that crazy?

You May Not Have Lost ALL Your Marbles,

You May Not Have Lost ALL Your Marbles,

But there is definitely a hole in the bag.

It is just a matter time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.

It is just a matter time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.

Darling, You Really Don't Need To Drive Me Crazy

Darling, You Really Don't Need To Drive Me Crazy

I'm close enough to walk.

How I Learned To Mind My Own Business:

How I Learned To Mind My Own Business

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13...13."

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting, "14...14...14."

I Usually Try to Keep My Sadness Pent Up Inside Where It Can Fester Quietly As a Mental Illness

I Usually Try to Keep My Sadness Pent Up Inside Where It Can Fester Quietly As a Mental Illness

Outside Again... I'm like a leper of something.

Outside Again...

I'm like a leper of something.

Inside Again...

I'm like a prisoner or something.

A cat's schizophrenic nature of wanting to be outside when they are in and inside when they are out.

Welcome To My Mind

This is a picture of the Tasmanian Devil.  The caption reads, 'Welcome to my mind.  Please secure your seat belt, keep your arms and legs in at all times. Don't feed the animals, drink the water, or talk to the voices.  Enjoy the ride."