God Will Never Send You Someone Else's Husband

Ladies...Just in case you're confused.

God Will Never Send You Someone Else's Husband

Mixed Up My Ambien With My Adderall Last Night

Mixed Up My Ambien With My Adderall Last Night

I counted up to 10 thousand sheep, gave each one a name, a personality and a dream of their own.

I Might Get Up and Go Jogging Today

I Might Get Up and Go Jogging Today

I might win the lottery.  Same odds.

Don't Bother Putting Your Hand Over My Mouth to Shut Me Up

Don't Bother Putting Your Hand Over My Mouth to Shut Me Up

I will lick you.

Sometimes It Feels That This Will Be My Life

Sometimes It Feels That This Will Be My Life

Fitbit?

Fitbit?

No thanks.  If I wanted to be incessantly nagger about my life decisions I'd just call me mom.

This Is What Happens When You Go Swimming in an Outdoor Pool at -40C

This Is What Happens When You Go Swimming in an Outdoor Pool at -40C

When You Get Paid Biweekly

When You Get Paid Biweekly

Week One:  Surf and Turf
Week Two:  Ice Soup

Why would you buy lobster and steak week one if the money runs out before the next paycheck?