Eat Them Too

Diet Ideas:  Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

Deaths of Children

Hypocrisy

Blaming every law abiding gun owner for deaths of children, while supporting abortion.

Yes she's annoying

Yes she's annoying, but I love her and if you touch her I'll chew your face off.

A little girl examining a big dog with a stethoscope.

Now it is worth $58,065,210,000

If anyone is having a bad day.  Remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800.  Now it is worth $58,065,210,000.

Post something passive aggressive in a Facebook status and don't explain the situation to anyone

I know you're upset.  Why don't you post something passive aggressive in a Facebook status and not explain the situation to anyone?  That usually helps.

Click if you think Hilary and Bill Clinton are both liars

Click if you think Hilary and Bill Clinton are both liars.

What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?

What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?

A Northern fairy tale begins like this:  "Once upon a time."

A Southern fairy tale begins like this:  "Y'all ain't gonna believe this!"

Because I Can't Throw A Rock 1155 Feet Per Second

A Gun, Because I Can't Throw A Rock 1155 Feet Per Second

Superman Has Nowhere To Change

We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today.  We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.

A 2% Tax Increase On A Breakfast Beverage

200 years ago, you guys were ready to fight over a 2% tax increase on a breakfast beverage.  What happened.