A collection of all the stuff I am bombarded with every day on Facebook and email and Twitter and so forth. Almost all of it is stuff that was sent to me and I did not request. I don't know where most of it came from other than the person that dropped it on me.
Saturday, November 29, 2014
Don't Make Me Mad and Then Tell Me to Calm Down
Don't Make Me Mad and Then Tell Me to Calm Down
That is like shooting someone and then wondering why they're bleeding.
The Burden of Failure Is Far Heavier Than That Barbell
The Burden of Failure Is Far Heavier Than That Barbell
Don't make excuses to skimp on your training. Give your all every time.
Friday, November 28, 2014
If You Continuously Compete With Others You Become Bitter
If You Continuously Compete With Others You Become Bitter.
If you continuously compete with yourself you become better.
Guess Which Year This Was the Schedule on Nickelodeon
Guess Which Year This Was the Schedule on Nickelodeon
Rugrats
The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Rupert
Muppet Babies
Allegra's Window
Gullah Gullah Island
Little Bear
Blue's Clues
The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Papa Beaver's Storytime
Looney Tunes on Nickelodeon
Beetlejuice
Tiny Toon Adventures
Muppet Babies
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Inspector Gadget
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Rocko's Modern Life
Clarissa Explains It All
Tiny Toon Adventures
Doug
Rugrats
Hey Arnold! (Mon/Wed) The Secret World of Alex Mack
"Magic: The Gathering"
Dog: "Magic: The Gathering" Wow...you're really letting your nerd flag fly, eh?
Rabbit: Actually, it's a geek flag. Nerds are more academically inclined. While we geeks are just super-passionate about our hobbies.
Dog: I see. And the people who know and care about this difference are called...?
Rabbit: I believe "dork" is the preferred nomenclature.
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks...
Thursday, November 27, 2014
Guess Which Side Had their Food Taken Away For Going Into Debt
Guess Which Side Had their Food Taken Away For Going Into Debt
On the left, a presidential breakfast at the white house. On the right, an elementary school cafeteria with kids eating lunch.
Summersault vs Wintersault
Summersault vs Wintersault
A guy in sweat clothes doing a Summersault.
A guy in a coat, mittens, and a scarf slipping on some ice and flipping in the air.
What is your 'fair share' of what someone else has worked for?
Since This Is An Era When Many People Are Concerned About 'Fairness' and 'Social Justice'
What is your 'fair share' of what someone else has worked for?
Making A Small Dog Sweater and Cap Out of a Sock
Making A Small Dog Sweater and Cap Out of a Sock
Cut off the top of the sock and discard.
Cut leg holes in either side of the heal.
Cut off the toe of the sock for a cap.. Cut ear holes in either side.
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
On Their Way to the Gym to Ride Stationary Bicycles
Let's Have A Moment of Silence For All Those Who Are Stuck In Traffic On Their Way to the Gym to Ride Stationary Bicycles.
If Kanye and Kim Were Both Drowning
If Kanye and Kim Were Both Drowning
And you only had time to save one...what kind of sandwich would you make?
Make You Own Mosquito Repellent Spray
Make You Own Mosquito Repellent Spray
1-1/2 tablespoons water
1 teaspoon Castor Oil
8 drops rosemary essential oil
8 drops lemongrass essential oil
4 drops geranium essential oil
Directions:
Add all ingredients to a 2 ounce amber spray bottle. Shake and spray.
When You Try and Kill A Spider, But Miss and Can't Find It
When You Try and Kill A Spider, But Miss and Can't Find It
A guy sitting on top of a door, drinking a soda out of a straw.
Fortunately, the Oreo Cookie Says Not To Worry
According to the Mayan calendar, the world is ending this month.
Fortunately, the Oreo cookie says not to worry.
Fortunately, the Oreo cookie says not to worry.
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Wouldn't It Be Nice If They Took Some Fat Too
Monday, November 24, 2014
Saturday, November 22, 2014
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