A collection of all the stuff I am bombarded with every day on Facebook and email and Twitter and so forth. Almost all of it is stuff that was sent to me and I did not request. I don't know where most of it came from other than the person that dropped it on me.
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Have a Safe and Wonderful Turkey Day
I hope ya'll have safe travels and a wonderful Turkey Day! Thank you, to the men and women who served and those still serving our country around the world.
Getting your entire dysfuctional family under the same roof and hoping the police don't get called
Thanksgiving is all about getting your entire dysfuctional family under the same roof and hoping the police don't get called.
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Shot My First Turkey Today
Shot My First Turkey Today
Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome!!
Every time a snowflake falls in the South
Teacher says, "Every time a snowflake falls in the South, a jug of milk and a loaf of bread disappears."
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Because My Dog Is Sleeping On My Lap
Tell whoever it is that I can't come to the phone because my dog is sleeping on my lap and if I get up, I will disturb him.
This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving
This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving
A woman riding a kayak down a river of mashed potatoes and gravy.
Monday, November 23, 2015
Saturday, November 21, 2015
They Don't Make Light Up Transformers Shoes in Adult Sizes
My wife has no idea how lucky she is that they don't make light up Transformers shoes in adult sizes.
Just Sent My Daughter & Her Homework Into a Clothing Mall
Just Sent My Daughter & Her Homework Into a Clothing Mall
Because people there are always asking if they can help you.
Friday, November 13, 2015
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Thanksgiving Is / Veterans Day Is
Thanksgiving Is / Veterans Day Is
Thanksgiving Day is a day when we pause to give thanks for the things we have.
Veterans Day is a day when we pause to give thanks to the people who fought for the things we have.
Send This Poppy All Around the World For Our War Heroes
Use The Power of the Internet To Send This Poppy All Around the World
Share to show your respect for our war heroes.
Share to show your respect for our war heroes.
Monday, November 9, 2015
Saturday, November 7, 2015
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday
Dear Monday,
I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.
Sincerely,
It's not me, It's you.
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Monday, November 2, 2015
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