Thursday, November 26, 2015

Two Chipmunks Dressed As Pilgrims



Two Chipmunks Dressed As Pilgrims

They are holding a fork and spoon.

What Are You Thankful For? Vegetarians.


What Are You Thankful For?  Vegetarians.

I Came In Like a Butterball


I Came In Like a Butterball

A turkey on a wrecking ball.

Have a Safe and Wonderful Turkey Day


I hope ya'll have safe travels and a wonderful Turkey Day!  Thank you, to the men and women who served and those still serving our country around the world.

All Fridays Matter


For those of you fighting about "Black Friday", remember one thing...

All Fridays Matter

Happy Thanksgiving To All of My Family and Friends


Happy Thanksgiving To All of My Family and Friends

Have a great day.

Getting your entire dysfuctional family under the same roof and hoping the police don't get called


Thanksgiving is all about getting your entire dysfuctional family under the same roof and hoping the police don't get called.

Hey Buddy Happy Thanksgiving


Hey Buddy Happy Thanksgiving

Kramer on Seinfeld as a cooked turkey.

Nobody Eats a Flamingo on Thanksgiving


He's got a point.  Nobody eats a flamingo on Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

I Talk To Myself Because Sometimes I Need Expert Advice


I Talk To Myself Because Sometimes I Need Expert Advice

If I Get Out of Bed at 4 AM on Black Friday


If I Get Out of Bed at 4 AM on Black Friday

I'm Hunting.

Shot My First Turkey Today


Shot My First Turkey Today

Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.  It was awesome!!

Every time a snowflake falls in the South


Teacher says, "Every time a snowflake falls in the South, a jug of milk and a loaf of bread disappears."

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together


I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

Hannibal from the A-Team

I Can't Eat Another Bite. Oh Look, Pie!


I Can't Eat Another Bite.  Oh Look, Pie!

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Those Who Don't Make Mistakes Rarely Make Anything


Those Who Don't Make Mistakes Rarely Make Anything

What If Today We Were Just Grateful For Everything


What If Today We Were Just Grateful For Everything

Because My Dog Is Sleeping On My Lap


Tell whoever it is that I can't come to the phone because my dog is sleeping on my lap and if I get up, I will disturb him.

This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving


This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving

A woman riding a kayak down a river of mashed potatoes and gravy.

Saturday, November 21, 2015

They Don't Make Light Up Transformers Shoes in Adult Sizes


My wife has no idea how lucky she is that they don't make light up Transformers shoes in adult sizes.

Just Sent My Daughter & Her Homework Into a Clothing Mall


Just Sent My Daughter & Her Homework Into a Clothing Mall

Because people there are always asking if they can help you.

I Can Think of 15 Million Christians Who Don't Care About Coffee Cups


I Can Think of 15 Million Christians Who Don't Care About Coffee Cups

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

I May Not Be Able To Fill Their Shoes


I May Not Be Able To Fill Their Shoes

But I will always support our troops.

Thanksgiving Is / Veterans Day Is


Thanksgiving Is / Veterans Day Is

Thanksgiving Day is a day when we pause to give thanks for the things we have.

Veterans Day is a day when we pause to give thanks to the people who fought for the things we have.

Soldiers Are The Reason Terrorists Can't Sleep At Night


Soldiers Are The Reason Terrorists Can't Sleep At Night

And the reason you can.

Send This Poppy All Around the World For Our War Heroes

Use The Power of the Internet To Send This Poppy All Around the World

Share to show your respect for our war heroes.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday


Dear Monday,

I want to break up.  I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.

Sincerely,
It's not me, It's you.