Saturday, February 28, 2015

Thursday, February 26, 2015

I am grateful that no one had cell phones when I had to square dance in P.E.


Can I tell you how terribly grateful I am that no one had cell phones, Ipads or digital camera when I had to square dance in P.E.

Vadar to Lea - You Are Not Going Out Dressed Like That


You Are Not Going Out Dressed Like That

Darth Vadar tell Princess Lea that she can't go out in her slave girl bikini.

list of ways to win an argument with a woman


Below is a list of ways to win an argument with a woman:

Meat and Cheese Plate Made to Look Like a Football Stadium


Meat and Cheese Plate Made to Look Like a Football Stadium

Oh One of Those Pesky Hangnails. I'll Take Care of It.


Oh One of Those Pesky Hangnails.  I'll Take Care of It.

Steady.  Steady.

Picture of a finger with a hangnail.  Then a picture of it after he pulls on it and the skin peels all the way up his finger.

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

A Frozen, Saturated Sponge in a Bag


A Frozen, Saturated Sponge in a Bag
makes an ice pack that won't drips all over when it melts.

Wear the Same Pair of Jeans for a Month and No One Bats an Eye


Wear the Same Pair of Jeans for a Month and No One Bats an Eye

Wear the same T-shirt twice and everyone loses their mind.

You Walk Into the Kitchen and Find This. What Do You Do?


You Walk Into the Kitchen and Find This.  What Do You Do?

A giant snake climbing up the stove to the cupboards.

If You Laugh, You Are a Bad Person


If You Laugh, You Are a Bad Person

Ray Charles singing into the back of a microphone.

Why Are We Funding This - Hourglass Traffic Lights


Why Are We Funding This - Hourglass Traffic Lights

Monday, February 23, 2015

Some people just need a pat on the back.


Some people just need a pat on the back.

Guy pushing another guy in the back and off of a cliff.

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Toilet Paper Rolls and Glow Stick Evil Eyes


Do you want to scare people?

Toilet Paper Rolls and Glow Stick Evil Eyes

1. Get old toilet paper rolls and cut eyes into them.
2. Get Some Glow Sticks and Place them in the Rolls
3. Place the Glowing Rolls Outside During Night and Watch How People Freak Out

Monday, February 16, 2015