A collection of all the stuff I am bombarded with every day on Facebook and email and Twitter and so forth. Almost all of it is stuff that was sent to me and I did not request. I don't know where most of it came from other than the person that dropped it on me.
Monday, June 30, 2014
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
When People Point At My Pregnant Belly...
When People Point At My Pregnant Belly...
...and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, "We're hoping it's a baby."
Saturday, June 21, 2014
You May Be An Obama Supporter If...
You May Be An Obama Supporter If...
If your kids get free lunch at school and have the most expensive sneakers in their class...
You may be an Obama support.
Friday, June 20, 2014
We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 4
We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 4
Every time I say I am from Indiana someone pops up with the Gary, Indiana song from The Music Man.
I have begun whispering, "Sh-sh-shh. We don't talk about Gary." Sometimes I even put my finger to their lips to shoosh them for dramatic effect.
We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 3
We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 3
Every time I say I am from Indiana someone pops up with the Gary, Indiana song from The Music Man.
I have begun whispering, "Sh-sh-shh. We don't talk about Gary." Sometimes I even put my finger to their lips to shoosh them for dramatic effect.
We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 2
We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 2
Every time I say I am from Indiana someone pops up with the Gary, Indiana song from The Music Man.
I have begun whispering, "Sh-sh-shh. We don't talk about Gary." Sometimes I even put my finger to their lips to shoosh them for dramatic effect.
We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 1
We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 1
Every time I say I am from Indiana someone pops up with the Gary, Indiana song from The Music Man.
I have begun whispering, "Sh-sh-shh. We don't talk about Gary." Sometimes I even put my finger to their lips to shoosh them for dramatic effect.
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Say "NO" to Hillary Clinton
Hilary Clinton let Americans die in Benghazi, then lied to cover it up. Now she wants to be our president.
Dust It Off And Use It
I have decided some changes need to be made to our Constitution. Like dusting it off and putting it back to use like it was intended.
Let It Flow! Let It Flow!
Let It Flow! Let It Flow!
On the way home one of the boys needed to use the bathroom, another boy sang "Let it Flow..." to frozen's tune "let it go" We were all laughing on the car ride home.
Tales From Cub Scout Camp
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Peel Half of These Potatoes
Peel Half of These Potatoes
A man sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says: "Can I help?"
She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil."
No matter what men do, somehow, we still get yelled at...
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Monday, June 9, 2014
If You Know You Have To Wait Anyway...
If You Know You Have To Wait Anyway...
Why not make a decision to enjoy your life while you're waiting.
Be Careful Who You Start Dating...
Be Careful Who You Start Dating...
A lot of people aren't looking for love, they're looking for help.
Thursday, June 5, 2014
I Sleep In Till Noon Because I'm a Problem Solver
I Sleep In Till Noon Because I'm a Problem Solver
When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning."
Gourmet S'Mores Menu
Gourmet S'Mores Menu
Try these...or make your own creations.
The Nutty Buddy
Graham Cracker | Peanut Butter Cup | Marshmallow
Salted Caramel
Graham Cracker | Milk Chocolate / Caramel Square | Sea Salt | Marshmallow
Mexican Hot Cocoa
Graham Cracker | Milk Chocolate | Marshmallow | Cinnamon | Nutmeg
The Samoa
Graham Cracker | Milk Chocolate / Caramel Square | Toasted Coconut | Marshmallow
The Grasshopper
Graham Cracker | Peppermint Patty | Marshmallow
The Classic
Graham Cracker | Milk Chocolate | Marshmallow
You Don't Need A New Year To Make A Change
You Don't Need A New Year To Make A Change
All you need is a Monday. Make this the week you change your life.
If We Make Guns Illegal, The Nobody Will Get Shot Anymore
If We Make Guns Illegal, The Nobody Will Get Shot Anymore
That's how we stopped everyone from doing drugs.
Monday, June 2, 2014
The Next Time You Get a Call From a Blocked Number...
The Next Time You Get a Call From a Blocked Number...
Answer it and whisper "It's done, but there's blood everywhere!", then hang up.
Tail Dinner
Tail Dinner
A rat converses with a gecko, while both eat their own tails. "It's delicious! Are you sure they grow back?" The gecko responds, "Every time."
Slap Your Mother Pot Roast
Slap Your Mother Pot Roast
3 pound beef roast such as a chuck roast
1 envelope of dry Italian salad dressing mix
1 envelope of dry Ranch salad dressing mix
1 envelope of dry brown gravy mix
2 cups water
Put the water in a measuring cup that is larger then the amount of water you are using. Now add and mix all three envelopes to the water. Mix until blended completely.
Brown the roast (if desired) Add the meat to your cooker. Pour the water, salad dressing mixture over the roast.In the slow cooker, cook it on high for about 4 hours, on low about 8 hours.
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