I Don't Always Leave My Friends Behind, But When I Do It is Because They Don't Dance

I Don't Always Leave My Friends Behind, But When I Do It is Because They Don't Dance

And if they don't dance, well then they're no friends of mine.

We All Have That One Friend Who Always Gives Relationship Advice But Is Still Single

We All Have That One Friend Who Always Gives Relationship Advice But Is Still Single

I rely on your memory to remember my own past

We've been friends so long I rely on your memory to remember my own past.

Conversations Really Are The Best After 3 AM

Conversations Really Are The Best After 3 AM

The heavier the eyelids, the sincerer the words and silence is not awkward, it's shared.

I Like To Hangout With People That Make Me Forget To Look At My Phone

I Like To Hangout With People That Make Me Forget To Look At My Phone

That Moment When Your Friend Says They'll Pay For Your McDonalds

That Moment When Your Friend Says They'll Pay For Your McDonalds

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,
but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Don't Tell Me What They Said About Me...

Don't Tell Me What They Said About Me...
until you tell me what you said to defend me.

A Mosquito Landed On My Friend's Face

A Mosquito Landed On My Friend's Face

Easiest decision of my life.

Keep Friends Close, Anenomes Closer

Keep Friends Close, Anenomes Closer

A clown fish swimming in a sea anemone.

Being Friends With Your Co-workers is Like Having a Pet Tiger

Being Friends With Your Co-workers is Like Having a Pet Tiger

Fun in theory, but you still wonder when they will turn on you.