Remember When Phones Were Stupid and People Were Smart?

Remember When Phones Were Stupid and People Were Smart?

I'm Hilarious

95% of the time when I'm smiling at my phone it's because of something I said, not something someone sent me.  I'm hilarious.

Superman Has Nowhere To Change

We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today.  We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.

I Like To Hangout With People That Make Me Forget To Look At My Phone

I Like To Hangout With People That Make Me Forget To Look At My Phone

Why are IPhone chargers not called apple juice?

Why are IPhone chargers not called apple juice?