A collection of all the stuff I am bombarded with every day on Facebook and email and Twitter and so forth. Almost all of it is stuff that was sent to me and I did not request. I don't know where most of it came from other than the person that dropped it on me.
Saturday, April 26, 2014
The Moment When My Heart Almost Stopped
The Moment When My Heart Almost Stopped
An IPhone falling onto a large sewer grate. Had it fallen sideways, it would have slipped through the grate and fallen in the filthy water and been swept down the sewer.
Friday, April 25, 2014
Beach Idea
Beach Idea
Dig around a circle six feet in diameter, two feet deep and two feet around it.
Then dig a feet up and out from that.
Place a fire on top of the inner circle.
This will create a place where people can sit and enjoy the fire.
Saturday, April 12, 2014
I Want To Sleep, But My Brain Won't Stop Talking To Itself
Study Shows That Oreos May Be More Addictive Than Cocain
Dude...I hope this experiment never ends.
Study Shows That Oreos May Be More Addictive Than Cocain
Two mice in a cage stuffed eating Oreos.
I requested minions of darkness and you send fluffy jellybeans.
And just what am I supposed to do with these?
I requested minions of darkness and you send fluffy jellybeans.
Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior!
Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!
A couple of power cords lecturing their power cord son.
since you resemble a garden gnome, I'd say the joke is on you.
I would retaliate against your snotty remarks, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I'd say the joke is on you.
I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava
I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll die.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,
but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
I'm exhausted. I just did 100 sit ups.
I'm exhausted. I just did 100 sit ups. The fact that I did them over the course of 40 years doesn't diminish the accomplishment.
For Childless People Who Want to Know What It's Like Having Children:
For Childless People Who Want to Know What It's Like Having Children:
1. Make a beautiful healthy breakfast.
2. Take it and throw it all over the floor.
Friday, April 11, 2014
Well, I'm Glad We Have That Sorted Out
Well, I'm Glad We Have That Sorted Out
A map of a floor of a building showing a path from the map to the exit. The map is posted right next to the door and shows a dot and a short right angle and an arrow out the door.
Two Things Define You
Two Things Define You
Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Sometimes You Fall Before You Fly
Sometimes You Fall Before You Fly
In My Case I Had to Stumble in the Dark, Fall on My Face And Get Up Again...Only to Walk Into the Wall.
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Saturday, April 5, 2014
Friday, April 4, 2014
I Hate Brushing My Teeth at Night
I Hate Brushing My Teeth at Night
Because That Signifies That You Can't Have Anymore Food and I'm Just Never Ready For That Kind of Commitment.
Thursday, April 3, 2014
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
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