I'm Not Really An Actor

I hate when I fatten up for a movie role and then realize:

I'm Not Really An Actor

It's Almost Swimsuit Season

It's Almost Swimsuit Season

And I'm like,  "I need this."

It's called Diet because all the other 4-letter words were taken

It's called Diet because all the other 4-letter words were taken.

Fitness Is Like Marriage

Fitness Is Like Marriage

You can't cheat on it and expect it to work.

Wow That Lean Cuisine Really Filled Me Up

"Wow that Lean Cuisine really filled me up," said no one ever.

Eat Them Too

Diet Ideas:  Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

I Thought I Was Losing Weight, But It Turned Out My Sweatpants Had Come Untied

I Thought I Was Losing Weight, But It Turned Out My Sweatpants Had Come Untied