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Saturday, April 13, 2013
The Cat and The Shat
The Cat and The Shat
Tard the Angry Cat sitting on William Shatner's head. Shatner is dressed as Captain James T Kirk.
That Shat sails a ship
ReplyDeleteOn a trip out in space
While the cat simply sits
With a scowl on his face
He sits and he sits,
He just sits on his rump,
Complaining all day,
That most grumpity grump
“I do not see why,”
Says the cat with a frown,
“We continue to fly.
We should just go back down.”
He wrinkles his nose and says,
“Tribbles just stinkle
They smell up the litter
Now where do *I* tinkle?
“And Spock has to go.
There’s no room in this joint
for TWO pairs of ears
that come to a point.
“Scotty’s a grease monkey
Bones is a quack
The crew are ALL flunkies
Let’s just go on back.”
Says the Shat, “Listen, Cat,”
I’ll just beam you on down
To Facebook, and that’s
Where you’ll frown your old frown.”
That's damned spot-on! I think Seuss is smiling down on you for your efforts. The rhyme and meter sound exactly like him...
DeleteWhy hasn't anyone seen this in two and a half years? This is genius!
DeleteI wrote that poem, by the way. :-)
ReplyDeleteI posted it with this picture and gave you the credit.
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