Yeah, I Do Yoga

Yeah, I Do Yoga

It's called shaving my legs.

Fitness Is Like Marriage

Fitness Is Like Marriage

You can't cheat on it and expect it to work.

I Don't Always Go To The Gym But When I Do...

I Don't Always Go To The Gym But When I Do...

I have no idea what I'm doing.

A guy with his head under the leg pad on the leg lift machine at the gym.

Monday Morning Workouts Are Always The Hardest

Monday Morning Workouts Are Always The Hardest

A woman crawling on a treadmill.

A Pair of Jeans Fresh From the Dryer

Anyone who says that I don't exercise has obviously never watched me put on a pair of jeans fresh from the dryer.

If It Wasn't For My Incredible Will Power, I Would Be Exercising Right Now

If It Wasn't For My Incredible Will Power, I Would Be Exercising Right Now

On Their Way to the Gym to Ride Stationary Bicycles

Let's Have A Moment of Silence For All Those Who Are Stuck In Traffic On Their Way to the Gym to Ride Stationary Bicycles.

Food is the Most Abused Anxiety Drug

Food is the Most Abused Anxiety Drug

Exercise is the most underutilized antidepressant.

I'm exhausted. I just did 100 sit ups.

I'm exhausted.  I just did 100 sit ups.  The fact that I did them over the course of 40 years doesn't diminish the accomplishment.