These Boxes Are Up to Something
Boxes with holes cut in them that look like shifty eyes.
Friday, January 29, 2016
These Boxes Are Up to Something
These Boxes Are Up to Something
Boxes with holes cut in them that look like shifty eyes.
We'd Like to Get Your Blessing
We'd Like to Get Your Blessing
Two bird holding feet at an open window.
Women Never Know What They Want. Men Never Know What They Have.
Women Never Know What They Want. Men Never Know What They Have.
Thursday, January 28, 2016
R.I.P. Cleaning Fairy
R.I.P. Cleaning Fairy
Just found my cleaning fairy dead under my bed. She was strangled to death by the dust bunnies.
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Dad, What's the Super Bowl? I Don't Know Son, We're Vikings.
Dad, What's the Super Bowl? I Don't Know Son, We're Vikings.
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Not Only Is My Short-Term Memory Horrible, But So Is My Short-Term Memory
Not Only Is My Short-Term Memory Horrible, But So Is My Short-Term Memory
I'm Totally Lacking the 'Zip-A-Dee' Part of My 'Doo-Dah' Day
I'm Totally Lacking the 'Zip-A-Dee' Part of My 'Doo-Dah' Day
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it?
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it?
'cause I'm Nacho friend anymore!
Tattoo of the Year
Tattoo of the Year
A kid mowing the lawn at the edge of a guy's receding hair line.
Monday, January 18, 2016
Why Does a Chicken Coop Have Two Doors?
Why Does a Chicken Coop Have Two Doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Saturday, January 16, 2016
Maybe It's Time We Sea Otter People
I feel like we're drifting apart.
Maybe it's time we sea otter people.
Millennial Anti-Theft Device
Millennial Anti-Theft Device
A stick shift / manual transmission in a car.
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
That Probably Means You Just Leveled Up
If Your Life Just Got a Little Bit Harder, That Probably Means You Just Leveled Up
Saturday, January 9, 2016
You Know You're Getting Old When the Karate Kid Is 53
You Know You're Getting Old When the Karate Kid Is 53
Middle Child Day - Jane Brady, Carlton, Lisa Simpson, and Sue Heck
Today is Middle Child Day
So it'll probably be ignored.
Wish Jane Brady, Carlton, Lisa Simpson, and Sue Heck a happy Middle Child Day.
Creepy Clown Late for a Birthday Party Needs a Ride
You're driving alone, lost, and you see this clown at the side of the road, he says he's late to a birthday party and he asks for a ride. What do you do?
Now they put everything online and get mad when people don't
Marriage Is Not 50/50
Marriage Is Not 50/50
Divorce is 50/50. Marriage has to be 100/100. It isn't dividing everything in half, but giving everything you've got!
Females Are Simple Bro
With them yes mean yes, & no means yes, & no means no, & no means maybe, but maybe means yes, & maybe means no.
Who Is This? Call Me Caitlyn
Who Is This? Call Me Caitlyn
She sounds hideous. Well, she's a guy, so...
Ten Hours Later, It Was Determined That Was a Lie
You claimed that you were going to watch an hour or two of Making a Murderer that day. Ten hours later, it was determined that was a lie.
A Nice Lady Appears Bringing You the Towel You Forgot
There is a legend that if you go take a shower and scream out loud "Mom" three times a nice lady appears bringing you the towel you forgot.
If Your Child Can Use a Smart Phone, They Can Easily Operate Any of the Above
If Your Child Can Use a Smart Phone, They Can Easily Operate Any of the Above
A picture of various household appliances and cleaning supplies.
There is a washing machine, a clothes dryer, and a dishwasher. Additionally, they show a mop, a broom, and a dust pan. We also see a couple of sponges, a hand broom, a bottle of cleaning solution, and a bottle of floor cleaner or bleach.
Friday, January 8, 2016
Retro Hoverboard
Retro Hoverboard
Non-electric hoverboard works best downhill.
The back of an old school kids metal tricycle.
When You Hate Your Job So You Just Go to the Bathroom and Sit There Like...
When You Hate Your Job So You Just Go to the Bathroom and Sit There Like...
Wednesday, January 6, 2016
Snowy Sidewalk With Flowers Colored on the Sides of the Snow
Snowy Sidewalk With Flowers Colored on the Sides of the Snow
Small Tent to Make a Sandbox
Small tent to make a sandbox. It gives shade and can be closed up at night to keep cats out. It also stops grass from growing in the sand.
Many Three Year Old Have Trouble Staying Within the Lines
Many Three Year Old Have Trouble Staying Within the Lines
Maybe if you practice coloring this turtle, it will help with your parking.
I Just Burned 2000 Calories
I Just Burned 2000 Calories
That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
The Airline Now Charges For Emotional Baggage As Well
The charges are correct, sir. The airline now charges for emotional baggage as well.
Monday, January 4, 2016
A Little Pain Behind Every "It's Okay."
There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding," a little knowledge behind every "I don't know," a little emotion behind every "I don't care," and a little pain behind every "It's okay."
I'm upset because I have to wear real clothes
I'm not upset that tomorrow is Monday and I have to go to work. I'm upset because I have to wear real clothes
Friday, January 1, 2016
It Took Me 30 Minutes to Find the Butter at Grandma's House
It Took Me 30 Minutes to Find the Butter at Grandma's House
Remember to Write 2016 Instead of 2015 as the Date
My new year's resolution is simply to remember to write 2016 instead of 2015 as the date.
OK! Yes! I Went to My Old Girlfriend's House Last Night! It's My Job!
OK! Yes! I Went to My Old Girlfriend's House Last Night! It's My Job!
We All Know "The Chair"
We All Know "The Chair"
Several different chairs with clothes stacked on them.
You Know You're Getting Old When
You Know You're Getting Old When...
You rush home just to be like...
I rely on your memory to remember my own past
We've been friends so long I rely on your memory to remember my own past.
Stop Calling Our House a Box
When I pointed out to my husband that all my crafting stuff fits into one box, he said, "Stop calling our house a box."
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