I Love You No Matter What You Do
But do you have to do so much of it?
Saturday, October 31, 2015
I Love You No Matter What You Do
I Love You No Matter What You Do
But do you have to do so much of it?
They Rip Out Every Hair By Its Root and Yet Are Still Scared of Spiders
They Rip Out Every Hair By Its Root and Yet Are Still Scared of Spiders
What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
Chocolate Is To Women What Duct Tape Is To Men
Chocolate Is To Women What Duct Tape Is To Men
It fixes everything!
Some Soulless Creature Put This Sticker one the Wall at the Airport
Some Soulless Creature Put This Sticker one the Wall at the Airport
If Having Dogs Has Taught Me Anything, It's How To Eat Cookies VERY Quietly
If Having Dogs Has Taught Me Anything, It's How To Eat Cookies VERY Quietly
Someone Just Called Me Normal
Someone Just Called Me Normal
I have never been so insulted in my life!
Instead of Repaying My Student Loan...
Instead of Repaying My Student Loan...
I'm returning my diploma. It didn't work.
Not Only Am I Wearing Grumpy Pants Today
Not Only Am I Wearing Grumpy Pants Today
I have the whole outfit on and the socks to match.
If Your Phone Rings During the Concern, You Will Be Required to Go on Stage and Play the Bassoon
If Your Phone Rings During the Concern, You Will Be Required to Go on Stage and Play the Bassoon
I Don't Know How People Get Eaten by Sharks
I Don't Know How People Get Eaten by Sharks
I Mean How Do You Not Hear the Music?
Halloween Prank: Take a Picture of Your Face Pressed Against Glass
Halloween Prank: Take a Picture of Your Face Pressed Against Glass
Laminate it, tape it to the inside of a jar and place it in the fridge.
Me When Feeling Suspiciously Relaxed: What Responsibility Have I Forgotten
Police Unable to Find Students Playing Hide and Seek
Police Unable to Find Students Playing Hide and Seek
A group of students playing hide and seek in the Harris Fine Arts Center at 11pm caused a faculty member to call the University Police. The police arrived by were not able to find any of the students.
The Most Dangerous Liars Are Those Who Think They Are Telling the Truth
The Most Dangerous Liars Are Those Who Think They Are Telling the Truth
Share If You Ever Did This to Your Pants
Share If You Ever Did This to Your Pants
Jeans with cuffs in tight folds.
Free Hugs
Free Hugs
The "It" clown in a creepy hide out built into the ground. With a sign that says "Free Hugs".
If You Laugh A Lot When You Get Older Your Wrinkles Will Be in the Right Places
If You Laugh A Lot When You Get Older Your Wrinkles Will Be in the Right Places
Do This and Within 14 Days You Will Come Into Some Money
Get a Job
Do This and Within 14 Days You Will Come Into Some Money
Worst Halloween Decorations For a Retirement Home Ever
Worst Halloween Decorations For a Retirement Home Ever
Knee Down to Pray. Step Up to Serve. Reach Out to Rescue.
Knee Down to Pray. Step Up to Serve. Reach Out to Rescue.
Pumpkins Dressed in Overalls Fixing an Old Orange Truck
Pumpkins Dressed in Overalls Fixing an Old Orange Truck
A Little Boy and a Little girl Dressed Up Like Old People With Tiny Medical Walkers
A Little Boy and a Little girl Dressed Up Like Old People With Tiny Medical Walkers
Friday, October 30, 2015
English Games: Place the Word "Only" Anywhere In The Sentence
She told him that she loved him.
I Too Was Once a Male Trapped in a Female Body
I Too Was Once a Male Trapped in a Female Body
But then my mother gave birth.
If You Think I'm a Witch, You Should See My Sister
If You Think I'm a Witch, You Should See My Sister
I Need to Lose 20 Pounds, Make $30,000, and Sleep For 4 Days
I Need to Lose 20 Pounds, Make $30,000, and Sleep For 4 Days
All by tomorrow.
Thursday, October 29, 2015
The Average Person Eats Bacon 18 Times A Year
The Average Person Eats Bacon 18 Times A Year
The average person can do much better.
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
How Do We Not Have Light Sabers Yet?
How Do We Not Have Light Sabers Yet?
It's like scientists aren't even trying.
Ethel, We're Going to Target Not Walmart!
Ethel, We're Going to Target Not Walmart!
Get those curlers out of your hair!
America Has Spent a Ridiculous Amount of Money to Retrieve Matt Damon
From Saving Private Ryan to Interstellar to The Martian, America Has Spent a Ridiculous Amount of Money to Retrieve Matt Damon.
One Dog Sniffing Another Dog Behind the Ears While It Make A Crazy Face
One Dog Sniffing Another Dog Behind the Ears While It Make A Crazy Face
Two Dogs Laying on a Couch With a Cat In a Dog Mask
Two Dogs Laying on a Couch With a Cat In a Dog Mask
Monday, October 26, 2015
Person in a Cookie Monster Costume Buying Chips Ahoy Cookies at the Self Check Out
Person in a Cookie Monster Costume Buying Chips Ahoy Cookies at the Self Check Out
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