What Did the Mamma Horse Say to the Baby Horse?

What Did the Mamma Horse Say to the Baby Horse?

"It's pasture bedtime!"

Sure, I'll Stay Clean!

Sure, I'll Stay Clean!

Two horses laughing.  The one horse says, "And then I said, 'Sure, I'll Stay Clean!'"

I Don't Always Lounge In a Basket

I Don't Always Lounge In a Basket

But when I do, I wear nothing but a headband.

Lawn Chair With the Seat Cut Out and Sitting Over a Toilet

Lawn Chair With the Seat Cut Out and Sitting Over a Toilet

When Comforting A Grammar Nazi

When Comforting A Grammar Nazi

I always say softly, "There, their, they're"

Goodbye Summer!

Goodbye Summer!

It's over!

Picture of sad Charlie Brown on the pitcher's mound.

ADHD Kid

ADHD Kid

What my mom thinks I do:  Picture of a kids waving his hands and screaming.
What society thinks I do:  A picture of a bag of sugar circled with a line through it.
Squirrel!:  A picture of a squirrel.
What I think I do:  A picture of a girl smiling holding a can of Mountain Dew.
This cat is so cute!:  A picture of a kitten.
I love pizza!!!:  A picture of some pizza.

An illustration of how difficult it is to articulate a point when one has ADHD.

He Threw Sodium Chloride at Me

He Threw Sodium Chloride at Me

That's a salt!

Your Thoughtless and Insulting Comments About My Choice to Home-School My Children...

Your Thoughtless and Insulting Comments About My Choice to Home-School My Children...

Are proof that public school "socialization" is a miserable failure.

A Strong Marriage Rarely Has Two Strong People at the Same Time

A Strong Marriage Rarely Has Two Strong People at the Same Time

It is a husband and wife who take turns being strong for each other in the moments when the other feels weak.

Quick!! You Are Under Attack By Zombies

Quick!! You Are Under Attack By Zombies

Grab the first thing you see to your left.  What did you kill the Zombies with?

My Favorite Color Is October

My Favorite Color Is October

Butcher Knife Bloody Finger Rings

Butcher Knife Bloody Finger Rings

Two rings made to look like a mini butcher knife cutting through two fingers..

Oh! The Iron E!

Oh! The Iron E!

A drawing of a guy looking at a giant letter E made of iron.

Pirate Head Cake

Pirate Head Cake

Cake decorated as a pirate head.  A Reese's Peanut Butter Cup as the eye patch.  On the plate, around the head there are candy gold coins.

Plastic High Healed Shoe With a Spider and Bugs in the Oversized Sole of the Shoe

Plastic High Healed Shoe With a Spider and Bugs in the Oversized Sole of the Shoe

Pumpkin Carved and Then Split to Show a Skull on the Inside

Pumpkin Carved and Then Split to Show a Skull on the Inside

This is me not caring about football season

This is me not caring about football season

Vampire Mouth Cookies

Vampire Mouth Cookies

A cookie on the top and one on the bottom.  Red frosting as the bloody gums.  Marshmallows for teeth and white chocolate slivers as fangs.

Friday the 13th Stocking

Friday the 13th Stocking

Till Death Do Us Part Halloween Wedding Cake

Till Death Do Us Part Halloween Wedding Cake

A black and orange wedding cake with black berries and black bird on it .

Skeleton Partially Buried With an Ax Lawn Decoration

Skeleton Partially Buried With an Ax Lawn Decoration

A lawn decoration with a gravestone a skeleton and an ax.

The skeleton is made to look like everything except head, arms, and legs.

The ax is stuck in the ground where the gut is supposed to be buried.

Spider Shaped Pretzel With a Dipping Bowl as the Back End of the Spider

Spider Shaped Pretzel With a Dipping Bowl as the Back End of the Spider

Mouse and Mouse Trap Halloween Costume

Mouse and Mouse Trap Halloween Costume

A baby in a wagon dressed up like a mouse in a mouse trap.

At Midnight We Ride!!!

At Midnight We Ride!!!

Two kittens with a broom.

Would You?

Spend one month in this house with no wifi for 1 million dollars.  Would You?

Impatient teenaged girl waiting on my parking spot at the store:

Impatient teenaged girl waiting on my parking spot at the store:  Since you felt it necessary to flip me off, I have found it necessary to sit in my car and eat a large bag of Cheetos while you wait.

If You Can't Figure Out Why, Then Use This Lane

If You Can't Figure Out Why, Then Use This Lane

Sign over the left lane:  If there is someone behind you and no one in front of you, then get out of this lane.
Sign over the right lane:  Stay in this lane unless you are going to pass.
Sign over the off ramp:  If you can't figure out why, then take this lane.

Photoshopped highway signs instructing how to use the lanes.

There Aren't Enough Days In The Weekend

There Aren't Enough Days In The Weekend

Some say there aren't enough days in the week.  I believe there aren't enough days in the weekend.

You Can Physically Feel the Sadness Leaving Your Body

I love the kind of hugs where...
You Can Physically Feel the Sadness Leaving Your Body.

Determination

Determination

Don't give up...no matter what!

A single pawn on a chess board facing a full board of opposing pieces.

Hanging Out Since 1928

Hanging Out Since 1928

Still not married.  This is what Elder Oaks warned us about.

Mickey and Minnie Mouse driving in a car.

"Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?"

They asked me why I don't have tattoos...so I told them, "Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?"

Caramel Apple Cheesecake Bars

Caramel Apple Cheesecake Bars

Ingredients:

Crust:
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened

Cheesecake Filling:
3 (8-ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
3/4 cup sugar, plus 2 tablespoons, divided
3 large eggs
1 & 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

Apples:
3 Granny Smith apples, peeled, cored and finely chopped
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg

Streusel Topping:
1 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup quick cooking oats
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened

Drizzle:
1/2 cup caramel topping for drizzling after baked

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
In a medium bowl, combine flour and brown sugar
Cut in butter with a pastry blender (or 2 forks) until mixture is crumbly Press evenly into a 9x13 baking pan lined with heavy-duty aluminum foil Bake 15 minutes or until lightly browned.

In a large bowl, beat cream cheese with 3/4 cup sugar in an electric mixer at medium speed until smooth
Then add eggs, 1 at a time, and vanilla
Stir to combine
Pour over warm crust.
In a small bowl, stir together chopped apples, remaining 2 tablespoons sugar, cinnamon, and nutmeg
Spoon evenly over cream cheese mixture.

For the streusel topping:
In a small bowl, combine all ingredients
Use clean hands to thoroughly combine the butter into the mixture.
Sprinkle Streusel topping over apples
Bake 40 to 45 minutes, or until filling is set
Drizzle with caramel topping and let cool.

Think Three Times Before You Post On Facebook

Think Three Times Before You Post On Facebook

Think once before you act.  Think twice before you speak.  Think three times before you post on Facebook.

If You Can't Handle Me Randomly Blurting Out Song Lyrics That Relate To What You Just Said,

If You Can't Handle Me Randomly Blurting Out Song Lyrics That Relate To What You Just Said,

We can't be friends.

How To Enjoy Mondays

How To Enjoy Mondays

Step 1:  You don't.

You don't enjoy Mondays.

Briefcase With Important Lab Results

Briefcase With Important Lab Results

A Labrador puppy in a vest with a handle on the back.

Some Parties Are Worth Melting For

Some Parties Are Worth Melting For

A glass water dispenser with a snowman nose sized carrot floating in it.

Who Ties Your Shoelaces For You

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered..

"Who Ties Your Shoelaces For You"