The Pawns Acquiring Guns Was A Real Game Changer

The Pawns Acquiring Guns Was A Real Game Changer

A king and a queen chess pieces talking in a jail cell.

If Only I Had Checked Myself

If Only I Had Checked Myself
- Guy who wrecked himself

I Am A Banana

I Am A Banana

A tiny dog dressed like a banana barking at someone.

One Day On Mercury Lasts About 1,408 Hours

One Day On Mercury Lasts About 1,408 Hours

The same as one Monday on Earth.

My Phone Died So I Spent Some Time With The Family Today. They Seem Like Nice People.

My Phone Died So I Spent Some Time With The Family Today.  They Seem Like Nice People.

I'll Call You Back Later Okay? I'm Having Dinner With My Editor.

I'll Call You Back Later Okay?  I'm Having Dinner With My Editor.

A sharpened pencil end at a candle light dinner with the eraser end of a pencil in a restaurant.

You Know What I Like About People?

You Know What I Like About People?

Their Dogs.

When Women Put Makeup Over Their Pimples

When Women Put Makeup Over Their Pimples

A nut covered ice cream bar coated in white chocolate.

Saw It. Liked It. Asked Grandma. Got It!!

Saw It.  Liked It.  Asked Grandma.  Got It!!

After The Game, The King And The Pawn Go Into The Same Box

After The Game, The King And The Pawn Go Into The Same Box

Boat Pier Shaped Like A Guitar

Boat Pier Shaped Like A Guitar

Hi! My Name Is Stopthat.

Hi!  My Name Is Stopthat.

Sometimes they call me Getbackhere.

If You Could Turn Back Time, What Year Would You Go Back To And Why?

If You Could Turn Back Time, What Year Would You Go Back To And Why?

I Wanted To Lose 10 Pounds This Year. Only 13 To Go.

I Wanted To Lose 10 Pounds This Year.  Only 13 To Go.

Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day

Or as it's known to your dog, the annual end-of-the-world extravaganza.

Caught My Cat Trying To Vaporize My Bird

Caught My Cat Trying To Vaporize My Bird

A cat with glowing eyes looking at a parakeet.

The cat's eyes may have been due to the flash, but the bird appears to be Photo Shopped into the picture.

Message In A Bottle

Message In A Bottle

Send toilet paper.

Now we wait.

In Japan, Advertising Godzilla Is Done Right

In Japan, Advertising Godzilla Is Done Right

A supermarket ceiling decorated to look like Godzilla feet and tail are

Note To Self: Cut Back On The Jalapenos

Note to self:

Cut Back On The Jalapenos.

A toilet blackened and broken.

My Mom Mixed Up Pajama Day and Picture Day

My Mom Mixed Up Pajama Day and Picture Day

A young kid in a school picture in Sponge Bob Square Pants pajamas.

I'm Terrible At Comforting People

I'm Terrible At Comforting People

I just pat them with a broom and say, "There, there".

Theiyr're

Theiyr're

Take that grammar police!

Sisterhood of Bikers

Sisterhood of Bikers

It says that Harley girls rock

I Hate It When I Think I'm Buying Organic Vegetables

I Hate It When I Think I'm Buying Organic Vegetables

But when I get home they're just regular donuts.

There Exists An Observable Occurrence During Peak Traffic Hours That Baffles The Mind

There Exists An Observable Occurrence During Peak Traffic Hours That Baffles The Mind

It occurs when you, after sitting in standstill traffic watching neighboring cars pass by at a healthy pace, decide to change lanes.

Only to see your new lane grind to a halt while your original lane speeds up.

I call this the "Your lane sucks phenomenon."

While extensive research has been done on the subject, the only logical explanation scientists have been able to find thus far is that it is caused by "You're stupid and the world hates you."

For All The Ladies Thinking Of Getting A Tattoo

For All The Ladies Thinking Of Getting A Tattoo

REMEMBER - When you get older a butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack.

Paul Grimace

Paul Grimace

Paul Thurrott of the Super Site for Windows on an episode of Windows Weekly on the TWiT network

Comment to suggest a caption.

Everything Will Be Okay in the End

Everything Will Be Okay in the End

If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

I See Dumb People

I See Dumb People

They.  Are... Everywhere!

Story Time

Story Time

Write 2 word in the comments and keep the story going.

Vegetarian Ham - Chicken Flavor

Vegetarian Ham - Chicken Flavor

I don't understand what this is supposed to be.

Big Head Helmet

Big Head Helmet

A helmet designed to look like a bald head, including ear.

Problems

Problems

No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them.

When I'm Bored I Price Imaginary Trips

When I'm Bored I Price Imaginary Trips

Law of Mechanical Repair

Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Chicks Be Like...You Left The Toilet Seat Up

Chicks Be Like...You Left The Toilet Seat Up

A bathroom vanity covered with beauty products.

Here's To All Of You Who Rearrange The Dirty Dishes In The Dishwasher...

Here's To All Of You Who Rearrange The Dirty Dishes In The Dishwasher...

...after someone else has loaded it.

Help Me!

Help Me!

A bunch of boxes in a box crusher.and a Lego Movie box on the bottom.  It makes it look like Emmet is being crushed.

Stop Scrolling

Stop Scrolling

Like this picture of Pikachu with a mustache.  Continue.

You May Not Have Lost ALL Your Marbles,

You May Not Have Lost ALL Your Marbles,

But there is definitely a hole in the bag.

I Want To Become A Citizen So I Can Vote Republican

I Want To Become A Citizen So I Can Vote Republican

Said no Juan ever.

I Pitty The Fool That Don't Share This Picture of Nanacy Reagan on My Lap

I Pitty The Fool That Don't Share This Picture of Nanacy Reagan on My Lap

Mr. T acting like Santa with Nancy Reagan on his lap and them both holding boxes with Mr. T dolls.

Hello Monday. My name is Inigo Montoya!

Hello Monday.  My name is Inigo Montoya!

You killed my weekend...PREPARE TO DIE!

Drop The Bass

Drop The Bass

If you can think of a better fish pun...let minnow.

Just Installed a Rear Spoiler

Just Installed a Rear Spoiler

Spoiler Alert!
A red Dodge Neon with a Nova Scocia licence plate.  Someone stuck a piece of paper on the back of it that says, "Snape kills Dumbledore".

That, my friend, is a spoiler.

Wait Here For Green Arrow

Wait Here For Green Arrow

Two guys and a toddler wearing DC comics t-shirts.  They are standing at a crosswalk next to a sign instructing them to wait for a green arrow before crossing.  In the photo the traffic light is on a red arrow.

When It's My Time Take Me In My Fishing Boat

When It's My Time Take Me In My Fishing Boat

Casket in a fishing boat that is being towed by a pickup truck through a cemetery.

2012 Lambo 50% Off

2012 Lambo 50% Off

A Lamborghini that has been ripped in half in a car accident.

I Love 80s Rock

I Love 80s Rock

Light Saber Chopsticks

Because Normal Chopsticks Are Too Mainstream

Light Saber Chopsticks