Low Carb and Gluten Free Salad
A plate full of chopped up bacon.
Saturday, August 30, 2014
Semi Truck and Trainer Made Out of Hay Bails
Semi Truck and Trainer Made Out of Hay Bails Sitting In a Field
The truck is a long nose and long cab truck. The trailer is several round bails up on their side and pressed against each other to look like a small liquid transport trailer or a trailer hauling small spools of metal or something heavy.
Friday, August 29, 2014
Easy Chair On The Road
Easy Chair On The Road
An old guy with a comfy chair and foot rest mounted on the back of an over sized scooter. It appears that there is a TV mounted on the front of the scooter.
I Shoot People (And Sometimes Cut Off Their Head)
I Shoot People (And Sometimes Cut Off Their Head)
A black T-Shirt with the picture of a camera drawn on the front of it.
The Man In The Mirror
The Man In The Mirror
A beggar on the street holding a mirror in front of his face. A man has stopped in front of him looking in the mirror, while reaching in his pocket.
Ladies, Please
Ladies, Please
Be respectful and Put The Seat Up When Finished
-Sincerely Men
This is the dumbest battle. Everyone put the lid down. It is ridiculous to leave an huge bowl of water wide open where people are constantly picking up, reaching for, and carrying things around and over the top of it.
Additionally, if this is causing such a problem between you and your loved one, then just put the lid down. Then you are both equally inconvenienced and you are making a choice that actually makes some sense rather than just because you both are too lazy.
A Mini Mega Ice Cream Cone On Top Of And Inside Of A Mega Ice Cream Cone
A Mini Mega Ice Cream Cone On Top Of And Inside Of A Mega Ice Cream Cone
To Impress People They Don't Like
To Impress People They Don't Like
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
Thursday, August 28, 2014
I Said You're The Good Kind Of Fat!
I Said You're The Good Kind Of Fat!
An avocado in two halves as if one half is a husband and one half is a wife. The side with the pit is walking away and the other is calling to it.
Children Must Always Wear A Seat Belt
Children Must Always Wear A Seat Belt
Except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle.
You Lost Your Phone And It's On Silent?
You Lost Your Phone And It's On Silent?
Too bad. If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it.
If You Could Write A Note To Your Younger Self
If You Could Write A Note To Your Younger Self
What would you say in only two words.
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
I Like To Hangout With People That Make Me Forget To Look At My Phone
I Like To Hangout With People That Make Me Forget To Look At My Phone
Every Bite You Take, I'll Be Watching You
Every Snack You Make, Every Meal You Make, Every Bite You Take, I'll Be Watching You
A dog peaking over the arm of a chair.
Just Bought Bike Parts
Just Bought Bike Parts
Let me see if I have enough to eat.
Man counting pennies and stacking them to find money for food.
"Don't tell me what to do!"
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge with a note, "Don't eat me!" Now there is an empty plate with a note, "Don't tell me what to do!"
I'm Not the Type of Person You Should Put on Speaker Phone
I'm Not the Type of Person You Should Put on Speaker Phone
I Nominate All Passengers For the Ice Bucket Challenge
Titanic
I Nominate All Passengers For the Ice Bucket Challenge
you're buying me drinks until you do
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your pics you're buying me drinks until you do.
Monday, August 25, 2014
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Stop Chew
Stop Chew
A chewed up bottle of Stop Chew, which is what you put on things to train your dog not to chew on them. Apparently the dog was not deterred.
Friday, August 22, 2014
Cherry Tomato Stick Snacks
Cherry Tomato Stick Snacks
Ingredients
-Cherry Tomatoes
-Mozzarella Cheese Balls
-Basil Leaves
-Olive Oil
-Vinegar
-Salt and Pepper
-Toothpicks
Directions
-Mix oil and vinegar.
-Drizzle on top of food once on toothpick as desired.
-Sprinkler salt and pepper on food.
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Like A Boss!
Like A Boss!
Toddler smiling, leaning back in little, fancy tub with a wash cloth on it head and a wash cloth across its groin.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Pulled Up Behind A Hearse At A Stoplight
Pulled Up Behind A Hearse At A Stoplight
A creepy head in the back window of the hearse.
If You Want A Rebel Flag, Nothing Beats The Original
If You Want A Rebel Flag, Nothing Beats The Original
A image of the colonial American flag.
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
There's No Place Like Home
There's No Place Like Home
A photo of the Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse statue with the castle in the background.
Senior Citizen Centre
Senior Citizen Centre
A traffic sign attached to a utility pole outside a cemetary.
Amish Stretched Limo
Amish Stretched Limo
A photo that appears to have been Photo Shopped. It is a horse pulling an extra long Amish buggy.
Monday, August 18, 2014
I'm watching my fellow Americans take the same path.
Back when I studied the holocaust in school, I remember thinking, "How did Hitler get over 6 million people to follow along blindly and not fight back?" Then I realized, I'm watching my fellow Americans take the same path.
The Truth Behind Narwhals
The Truth Behind Narwhals
They have a unicorn inside pedaling and using an air tank to breath.
Superman Finally Learned to Wear His Underwear on the Inside
Superman Finally Learned to Wear His Underwear on the Inside
Here's to all of you who rearrange the dirty dishes in the dishwasher after someone else has loaded it.
Here's to all of you who rearrange the dirty dishes in the dishwasher after someone else has loaded it.
Saturday, August 16, 2014
This Is Awkward For Me Too
This Is Awkward For Me Too
A beggar on the side of the road with a sign that says, "This is awkward for me too!"
If You Can Dream It, You Can Achieve It
If You Can Dream It, You Can Achieve It
An ice cube arm curling match sticks with Life Savers as weights on the end. As it works out it looks at a motivational poster of the Titanic sinking. The caption on the poster reads, "If you can dream it, you can achieve it."
One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Nightmare
One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Nightmare
A white trash bag by the side of the a trash can with a McDonald's Happy Meal with a creepy happy face.
Am I the Only One Who Likes Winter More Than Summer?
Am I the Only One Who Likes Winter More Than Summer?
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