When I throw a hammer, I "have anger management issues"

When Thor throws his hammer, he is serving justice.

When I throw a hammer, I "have anger management issues"

What If I Told You We All Have Problems

What If I Told You We All Have Problems

Some of us just choose not to post them on Facebook.

Mom, the dog's digging in the yard again

Mom, the dog's digging in the yard again

"You Don't Need 30 Rounds to Hunt With"

"You Don't Need 30 Rounds to Hunt With"

True, but the founding fathers didn't write the second amendment beer the deer were coming.

Coffee Mug Shaped Like a Pill Bottle

Coffee Mug Shaped Like a Pill Bottle

Bang Someone on the Head With a Wrapping Paper Tube

No matter how old you get, it is always fun to bang someone on the head with a wrapping paper tube.

2015 Me: Can We Try This Again

2010 Me:  I can't Wait to see where I'll be at in 5 years.
2015 Me:  Can We Try This Again.

My Stomach Auto-Corrected to "Cupcakes"

My Brain Said "Cardio"

My Stomach Auto-Corrected to "Cupcakes"

I'm Hilarious

95% of the time when I'm smiling at my phone it's because of something I said, not something someone sent me.  I'm hilarious.

Every Child's First Shank

Every Child's First Shank

A candy cane sucked to a point.