Monday, January 4, 2016

A Little Pain Behind Every "It's Okay."


There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding," a little knowledge behind every "I don't know," a little emotion behind every "I don't care," and a little pain behind every "It's okay."

I'm upset because I have to wear real clothes


I'm not upset that tomorrow is Monday and I have to go to work.  I'm upset because I have to wear real clothes

Friday, January 1, 2016

It Took Me 30 Minutes to Find the Butter at Grandma's House


It Took Me 30 Minutes to Find the Butter at Grandma's House

Remember to Write 2016 Instead of 2015 as the Date


My new year's resolution is simply to remember to write 2016 instead of 2015 as the date.

OK! Yes! I Went to My Old Girlfriend's House Last Night! It's My Job!


OK!  Yes! I Went to My Old Girlfriend's House Last Night!  It's My Job!

We All Know "The Chair"


We All Know "The Chair"

Several different chairs with clothes stacked on them.

You Know You're Getting Old When


You Know You're Getting Old When...

You rush home just to be like...

Have Mercy, Not the Hair!


Have Mercy, Not the Hair!

I rely on your memory to remember my own past


We've been friends so long I rely on your memory to remember my own past.

Stop Calling Our House a Box


When I pointed out to my husband that all my crafting stuff fits into one box, he said, "Stop calling our house a box."