All That Spam: October 2016

Monday, October 31, 2016

I Might Get Up and Go Jogging Today

I Might Get Up and Go Jogging Today

I might win the lottery. Same odds.

Don't Bother Putting Your Hand Over My Mouth to Shut Me Up

Don't Bother Putting Your Hand Over My Mouth to Shut Me Up

I will lick you.

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Sometimes It Feels That This Will Be My Life

If I was Murdered Right Now, My Chalk Outline Would Be a Circle

If I was Murdered Right Now, My Chalk Outline Would Be a Circle

I need to get in shape.

"I'll Save Half of This For Later", I said.

"I'll Save Half of This For Later", I said.

And then we laughed and laughed.

Fitbit?

Fitbit?

No thanks. If I wanted to be incessantly nagger about my life decisions I'd just call me mom.

Friday, October 21, 2016

I Don't Always Leave My Friends Behind, But When I Do It is Because They Don't Dance

I Don't Always Leave My Friends Behind, But When I Do It is Because They Don't Dance

And if they don't dance, well then they're no friends of mine.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

I Decided to Go on a Road Trip and Not Come Back Until I Ran Out of Money

I Decided to Go on a Road Trip and Not Come Back Until I Ran Out of Money

Walked to the end of the driveway and back.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Complex Carbohydrates

A Loaf of Bread: How do I know that my experience of consciousness is the same as other's experiences of consciousness?

A Bowl of Cereal: Why are we here?

A Potato: What is my purpose?

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Hold My Root Beer. I Got This!

Hold My Root Beer. I Got This!

A kid driving a tiny Jeep through a mud course.

Want to Hear a Joke About Sodium?

Want to Hear a Joke About Sodium?

Na.

Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBrO.

Monday, October 10, 2016

Stepping on A Garden Rake

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