Saturday, February 27, 2016

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

My Best Friend Isn't Allowed To Stop Being My Best Friend


My Best Friend Isn't Allowed To Stop Being My Best Friend

She knows entirely too much.

I Haven't Killed Mine Yet, So That's Good, Right?


My friends are all posting about how awesome their husbands are, and I'm like, "I Haven't Killed Mine Yet, So That's Good, Right?"

Why Did You Do That?


Why Did You Do That?

The most useless parenting question ever.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Teething Time


Teething Time

A diagram of a child's mouth and how their baby teeth develop.

I'm About to Give Birth to Chewbacca


If heartburn during pregnancy means you'll have a hairy baby...

I'm About to Give Birth to Chewbacca.

Who Wore It Better?


Who Wore It Better?

Hillary Clinton and Captain Kirk both wearing the same 60s brown yellow color.

Free Admission to Walk Disney World February 30th & 31st 2016


Free Admission to Walk Disney World February 30th & 31st 2016

Thursday, February 18, 2016

The Characters From the Last TV Show You Watched Are Mounting a Rescue


You've been kidnapped.  The characters from the last TV show you watched are mounting a rescue.  Who's coming to save you?

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Tired of Yelling to Get Your Kid's Attention? Try These:


Tired of Yelling to Get Your Kid's Attention?  Try These:

-Use the bathroom
-Make a phone call
-Relax on the couch
-Open a chocolate bar

Yeah, That Sounds Worth It


So, if I put the kids in daycare and work, I'll bring home exactly $56 after paying for daycare.

Yeah, That Sounds Worth It

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Monday, February 15, 2016

I Hath Indeed Mortally Wounded the Constable



I Hath Indeed Mortally Wounded the Constable

However, I firmly deny firing a high velocity projectile at his squire.

Would You Drive Me?


Would You Drive Me?

Classic Volkswagen Beetle decorated in rainbow colors and flowers.

How Much Better Would Life Be If A Liar's Pants Really Did Catch Fire?


How Much Better Would Life Be If A Liar's Pants Really Did Catch Fire?

How many times would our own pants catch fire?

Black and White Photo of 1960s Batman and Robin in the Batmobile


Black and White Photo of 1960s Batman and Robin in the Batmobile

Friday, February 12, 2016

A Lamp Made Out of Sea Shells


A Lamp Made Out of Sea Shells

Bathroom Selfies


Bathroom Selfies

Two dogs in a bathroom one running up to the camera, making a crazy face.

Zebra Loading 25% Complete


Zebra Loading 25% Complete

Mornings Are Hard


Mornings Are Hard

Coffee cup placed upside down on the coffee maker.  Consequently, coffee bounced off it and all over the counter.

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Thursday, February 4, 2016


It Wasn't Me...

A cat hiding in a bathtub and wet, torn toilet paper on the bath mat.

Who Else Does This When They Get Bitten?


Who Else Does This When They Get Bitten?

An X pushed into a mosquito bite.

Monday, February 1, 2016

President Deiter F Uchtdorf, Col.Gail Halverson and Actor Harrison Ford.


Former airline pilot, President Deiter F Uchtdorf with “The Candy Bomber,” Col. Gail Halverson and actor Harrison Ford.