Two Chipmunks Dressed As Pilgrims

Two Chipmunks Dressed As Pilgrims

They are holding a fork and spoon.

What Are You Thankful For? Vegetarians.

What Are You Thankful For?  Vegetarians.

I Came In Like a Butterball

I Came In Like a Butterball

A turkey on a wrecking ball.

Have a Safe and Wonderful Turkey Day

I hope ya'll have safe travels and a wonderful Turkey Day!  Thank you, to the men and women who served and those still serving our country around the world.

All Fridays Matter

For those of you fighting about "Black Friday", remember one thing...

All Fridays Matter

Happy Thanksgiving To All of My Family and Friends

Happy Thanksgiving To All of My Family and Friends

Have a great day.

Getting your entire dysfuctional family under the same roof and hoping the police don't get called

Thanksgiving is all about getting your entire dysfuctional family under the same roof and hoping the police don't get called.

Hey Buddy Happy Thanksgiving

Hey Buddy Happy Thanksgiving

Kramer on Seinfeld as a cooked turkey.

Nobody Eats a Flamingo on Thanksgiving

He's got a point.  Nobody eats a flamingo on Thanksgiving.

I Talk To Myself Because Sometimes I Need Expert Advice

I Talk To Myself Because Sometimes I Need Expert Advice

If I Get Out of Bed at 4 AM on Black Friday

If I Get Out of Bed at 4 AM on Black Friday

I'm Hunting.

Shot My First Turkey Today

Shot My First Turkey Today

Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.  It was awesome!!

Every time a snowflake falls in the South

Teacher says, "Every time a snowflake falls in the South, a jug of milk and a loaf of bread disappears."

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

Hannibal from the A-Team

I Can't Eat Another Bite. Oh Look, Pie!

I Can't Eat Another Bite.  Oh Look, Pie!

Those Who Don't Make Mistakes Rarely Make Anything

Those Who Don't Make Mistakes Rarely Make Anything

What If Today We Were Just Grateful For Everything

What If Today We Were Just Grateful For Everything

Because My Dog Is Sleeping On My Lap

Tell whoever it is that I can't come to the phone because my dog is sleeping on my lap and if I get up, I will disturb him.

This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving

This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving

A woman riding a kayak down a river of mashed potatoes and gravy.

How Long To Thaw A Turkey

How Long To Thaw A Turkey

Me On Facebook - French Edition

Me On Facebook

French flags over people's faces everywhere.

They Don't Make Light Up Transformers Shoes in Adult Sizes

My wife has no idea how lucky she is that they don't make light up Transformers shoes in adult sizes.

Just Sent My Daughter & Her Homework Into a Clothing Mall

Just Sent My Daughter & Her Homework Into a Clothing Mall

Because people there are always asking if they can help you.

I Can Think of 15 Million Christians Who Don't Care About Coffee Cups

I Can Think of 15 Million Christians Who Don't Care About Coffee Cups

I'm Already Eating at a Thanksgiving Level

I'm Already Eating at a Thanksgiving Level

Any Friday I'm at Work and Not Home Watching TV Is Unlucky

Any Friday I'm at Work and Not Home Watching TV Is Unlucky

Not just Friday the 13th.

Laundry Schedule

Laundry Schedule

Sort- Today
Wash - Later
Fold - Eventually
Iron - HaHaHa

To All The Veterans Who Have Ever Served Our Country - Thank You

To All The Veterans Who Have Ever Served Our Country - Thank You

I May Not Be Able To Fill Their Shoes

I May Not Be Able To Fill Their Shoes

But I will always support our troops.

Thanksgiving Is / Veterans Day Is

Thanksgiving Is / Veterans Day Is

Thanksgiving Day is a day when we pause to give thanks for the things we have.

Veterans Day is a day when we pause to give thanks to the people who fought for the things we have.

Soldiers Are The Reason Terrorists Can't Sleep At Night

Soldiers Are The Reason Terrorists Can't Sleep At Night

And the reason you can.

Send This Poppy All Around the World For Our War Heroes

Use The Power of the Internet To Send This Poppy All Around the World

Share to show your respect for our war heroes.

Now That November Is Here, We Can Focus On The Important Stuff

Now That November Is Here, We Can Focus On The Important Stuff

Raise Your Hand If You Think I Should Moderate a Democrat Debate

Raise Your Hand If You Think I Should Moderate a Democrat Debate

Rush Limbaugh

I Tried To Pass Him, But He Peeled Out

I Tried To Pass Him, But He Peeled Out

Don't Blame The Holidays. You Were Fat In August.

Don't Blame The Holidays.  You Were Fat In August.

No Truck Stop For You

No Truck Stop For You

Note To Self: Adjust Chili Recipe

Note To Self:  Adjust Chili Recipe

I'm Glad You're Learning To Laugh At Yourself

I'm Glad You're Learning To Laugh At Yourself

That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us.

You Were Given This Life Because You Were Strong Enough To Live It

You Were Given This Life Because You Were Strong Enough To Live It

You Mean To Tell Me Hammers Don't Fix Everything

You Mean To Tell Me Hammers Don't Fix Everything

That MOMent when you realize you are rocking back and forth

That MOMent when you realize you are rocking back and forth but not actually holding a baby.

You Pick A Shirt Up Off The Floor And This Is Under It

You Pick A Shirt Up Off The Floor And This Is Under It

What do you do?

I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday

Dear Monday,

I want to break up.  I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.

Sincerely,
It's not me, It's you.

When She Wants a Fancier Dinner

When She Wants a Fancier Dinner

Bacon Support Ribbon

Bacon Support Ribbon

Using Your Turn Signal Promotes World Peace

Using Your Turn Signal Promotes World Peace

Frodo-synthesis

Frodo-synthesis