Pick Your Battles
Some things are better left alone.
Saturday, November 29, 2014
Don't Make Me Mad and Then Tell Me to Calm Down
Don't Make Me Mad and Then Tell Me to Calm Down
That is like shooting someone and then wondering why they're bleeding.
Test. I Can Take Tests.
I see you did well in school, but what real-world skills do you have?
Test. I Can Take Tests.
The Burden of Failure Is Far Heavier Than That Barbell
The Burden of Failure Is Far Heavier Than That Barbell
Don't make excuses to skimp on your training. Give your all every time.
Friday, November 28, 2014
If You Continuously Compete With Others You Become Bitter
If You Continuously Compete With Others You Become Bitter.
If you continuously compete with yourself you become better.
Of course you don't make mistakes dear
Of course you don't make mistakes dear...You'd have to get off the couch!
I'll Pinch Your Head Off!
I'll Pinch Your Head Off!
Spock executing the Vulcan neck pinch on someone.
Don't Make Yourself the Subject of Everything
Don't Make Yourself the Subject of Everything
Sue gave the tickets to Rob and me
NOT
Rob and I
Guess Which Year This Was the Schedule on Nickelodeon
Guess Which Year This Was the Schedule on Nickelodeon
Rugrats
The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Rupert
Muppet Babies
Allegra's Window
Gullah Gullah Island
Little Bear
Blue's Clues
The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Papa Beaver's Storytime
Looney Tunes on Nickelodeon
Beetlejuice
Tiny Toon Adventures
Muppet Babies
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Inspector Gadget
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Rocko's Modern Life
Clarissa Explains It All
Tiny Toon Adventures
Doug
Rugrats
Hey Arnold! (Mon/Wed) The Secret World of Alex Mack
"Magic: The Gathering"
Dog: "Magic: The Gathering" Wow...you're really letting your nerd flag fly, eh?
Rabbit: Actually, it's a geek flag. Nerds are more academically inclined. While we geeks are just super-passionate about our hobbies.
Dog: I see. And the people who know and care about this difference are called...?
Rabbit: I believe "dork" is the preferred nomenclature.
And Then I Said, "The Doctor Will Be With You in a Minute!"
And Then I Said, "The Doctor Will Be With You in a Minute!"
A couple of nurses laughing together.
Got Out of Bed This Morning and Stepped in a Big Pile of Monday
Got Out of Bed This Morning and Stepped in a Big Pile of Monday
I Am NOT A Product of My Circumstances
I Am NOT A Product of My Circumstances.
I AM a product of My Decisions.
A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies...
A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies...
The animal is going somewhere.
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks...
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.
Thursday, November 27, 2014
Guess Which Side Had their Food Taken Away For Going Into Debt
Guess Which Side Had their Food Taken Away For Going Into Debt
On the left, a presidential breakfast at the white house. On the right, an elementary school cafeteria with kids eating lunch.
Summersault vs Wintersault
Summersault vs Wintersault
A guy in sweat clothes doing a Summersault.
A guy in a coat, mittens, and a scarf slipping on some ice and flipping in the air.
The Groundhog Said Six More Weeks of Winter. So I Ate Him.
The Groundhog Said Six More Weeks of Winter. So I Ate Him.
What is your 'fair share' of what someone else has worked for?
Since This Is An Era When Many People Are Concerned About 'Fairness' and 'Social Justice'
What is your 'fair share' of what someone else has worked for?
Caution: Loaded With Political Promises
Caution: Loaded With Political Promises
A truck hauling portable toilets.
Making A Small Dog Sweater and Cap Out of a Sock
Making A Small Dog Sweater and Cap Out of a Sock
Cut off the top of the sock and discard.
Cut leg holes in either side of the heal.
Cut off the toe of the sock for a cap.. Cut ear holes in either side.
If It Wasn't For My Incredible Will Power, I Would Be Exercising Right Now
If It Wasn't For My Incredible Will Power, I Would Be Exercising Right Now
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
You're Off to Great Places!
You're Off to Great Places!
Today is your day. Your mountain is waiting. So...get on your way!
On Their Way to the Gym to Ride Stationary Bicycles
Let's Have A Moment of Silence For All Those Who Are Stuck In Traffic On Their Way to the Gym to Ride Stationary Bicycles.
If Kanye and Kim Were Both Drowning
If Kanye and Kim Were Both Drowning
And you only had time to save one...what kind of sandwich would you make?
Make You Own Mosquito Repellent Spray
Make You Own Mosquito Repellent Spray
1-1/2 tablespoons water
1 teaspoon Castor Oil
8 drops rosemary essential oil
8 drops lemongrass essential oil
4 drops geranium essential oil
Directions:
Add all ingredients to a 2 ounce amber spray bottle. Shake and spray.
The Moment He Realized He Was Now The Middle Child
The Moment He Realized He Was Now The Middle Child
Genetics Is Not An Excuse
Genetics Is Not An Excuse
Bart Simpson which this sentence on a chalk board.
What Are You Hunting, Flamingos?
I hate it when women wear pick camo.
What Are You Hunting, Flamingos?
When You Try and Kill A Spider, But Miss and Can't Find It
When You Try and Kill A Spider, But Miss and Can't Find It
A guy sitting on top of a door, drinking a soda out of a straw.
The Oscars - Best Actor: President Barack Obama
The Oscars - Best Actor: President Barack Obama
For "If you like your plan, you can keep it."
Fortunately, the Oreo Cookie Says Not To Worry
Fortunately, the Oreo cookie says not to worry.
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
My Wife Believes She Is a Better Driver
My Wife Believes She Is a Better Driver
I let our dog decided.
Wouldn't It Be Nice If They Took Some Fat Too
When people suck the life out of you, wouldn't it be nice if they took some fat too.
Liar! We're going to the vet, not McDonald's!
Liar! We're going to the vet, not McDonald's!
Cat hissing int he back window of a car.
Monday, November 24, 2014
Trick or Treat Hulk
Trick or Treat Hulk
A kid dressed in a hulk costume trick or treats to the actual hulk.
Junk - Something You Keep For Years and Throw Away Three Weeks Before You Need It
I Didn't Mean To Push All Your Buttons
I Didn't Mean To Push All Your Buttons
I was just looking for mute.
Saturday, November 22, 2014
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