The Toughest Part of a Diet Isn't Watching What You Eat...

The Toughest Part of a Diet Isn't Watching What You Eat...

It's watching what other people eat.

I have a bad habit of laughing at serious moments.

I have a bad habit of laughing at serious moments.

Now How Am I Going To Get Home?

Now How Am I Going To Get Home?

Sidewalk closed sign on a gate across the sidewalk.

When People Point At My Pregnant Belly...

When People Point At My Pregnant Belly...

...and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, "We're hoping it's a baby."

You May Be An Obama Supporter If...

You May Be An Obama Supporter If...

If your kids get free lunch at school and have the most expensive sneakers in their class...
You may be an Obama support.

We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 4

We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 4

Every time I say I am from Indiana someone pops up with the Gary, Indiana song from The Music Man.

I have begun whispering, "Sh-sh-shh. We don't talk about Gary." Sometimes I even put my finger to their lips to shoosh them for dramatic effect.

We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 3

We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 3

Every time I say I am from Indiana someone pops up with the Gary, Indiana song from The Music Man.

I have begun whispering, "Sh-sh-shh. We don't talk about Gary." Sometimes I even put my finger to their lips to shoosh them for dramatic effect.

We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 2

We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 2

Every time I say I am from Indiana someone pops up with the Gary, Indiana song from The Music Man.

I have begun whispering, "Sh-sh-shh. We don't talk about Gary." Sometimes I even put my finger to their lips to shoosh them for dramatic effect.

We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 1

We Don't Talk About Gary - Image 1

Every time I say I am from Indiana someone pops up with the Gary, Indiana song from The Music Man.

I have begun whispering, "Sh-sh-shh. We don't talk about Gary." Sometimes I even put my finger to their lips to shoosh them for dramatic effect.

Say "NO" to Hillary Clinton

Hilary Clinton let Americans die in Benghazi, then lied to cover it up.  Now she wants to be our president.

Dust It Off And Use It

I have decided some changes need to be made to our Constitution.  Like dusting it off and putting it back to use like it was intended.

Let It Flow! Let It Flow!

Let It Flow!  Let It Flow!

On the way home one of the boys needed to use the bathroom, another boy sang "Let it Flow..." to frozen's tune "let it go" We were all laughing on the car ride home.

Tales From Cub Scout Camp

Bambo

Bambo

Peel Half of These Potatoes

Peel Half of These Potatoes

A man sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says:  "Can I help?"

She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil."

No matter what men do, somehow, we still get yelled at...

How To Make a BLT

How To Make a BLT

Bacon
Little More Bacon
Top It Off With Bacon

Spanish Word Of The Day: Juicy

Spanish Word Of The Day:  Juicy

Tell me if juicy the cops.

Dog: Man's Best...Wingman

Dog:  Man's Best...Wingman

Two dalmatians tripping and pushing a man and a woman together.

I Knew My Wife Was Hiding Secrets From Me, But This Is Ridiculous

I Knew My Wife Was Hiding Secrets From Me, But This Is Ridiculous

That Moment When Your Friend Says They'll Pay For Your McDonalds

That Moment When Your Friend Says They'll Pay For Your McDonalds

Name Your Bicycle

Name Your Bicycle

Nobody Can Go Back And Start a New Beginning...

Nobody Can Go Back And Start a New Beginning...

But anyone can start today and make a new ending.

If You Know You Have To Wait Anyway...

If You Know You Have To Wait Anyway...

Why not make a decision to enjoy your life while you're waiting.

Be Careful Who You Start Dating...

Be Careful Who You Start Dating...

A lot of people aren't looking for love, they're looking for help.

Fisher Price Farm Figurines

Click if you remember this.

Fisher Price farm figurines.

You Must Learn a New Way to Think Before You Can Master a New Way to Be

You Must Learn a New Way to Think Before You Can Master a New Way to Be

Click If You Remember When the TV Turn Off at Midnight, Right After the National Anthem Played

Click If You Remember When the TV Turn Off at Midnight, Right After the National Anthem Played

When You Find Out the Cost of an Ambulance Ride in America

When You Find Out the Cost of an Ambulance Ride in America

And We Shall Call It The "Affordable" Healthcare Act

And We Shall Call It The "Affordable" Healthcare Act

I Sleep In Till Noon Because I'm a Problem Solver

I Sleep In Till Noon Because I'm a Problem Solver

When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning."

You Don't Know What Concentration Is Until You Carry One of These From the Sink to the Fridge

You Don't Know What Concentration Is Until You Carry One of These From the Sink to the Fridge

I Don't Work On Fridays. I Make Appearances.

I Don't Work On Fridays.  I Make Appearances.

Guy In a Buzz Lightyear Suit

Guy In a Buzz Lightyear Suit

Just A Little Turbulence Folks

Just A Little Turbulence Folks

Actually, I'm a dog, so we're all going to die.

Gourmet S'Mores Menu

Gourmet S'Mores Menu

Try these...or make your own creations.

The Nutty Buddy
Graham Cracker | Peanut Butter Cup | Marshmallow

Salted Caramel
Graham Cracker | Milk Chocolate / Caramel Square | Sea Salt | Marshmallow

Mexican Hot Cocoa
Graham Cracker | Milk Chocolate | Marshmallow | Cinnamon | Nutmeg

The Samoa
Graham Cracker | Milk Chocolate / Caramel Square | Toasted Coconut | Marshmallow

The Grasshopper
Graham Cracker | Peppermint Patty | Marshmallow

The Classic
Graham Cracker | Milk Chocolate | Marshmallow

Purritos

Purritos

Three kittens in knitted hats and swaddling blankets seated in a plastic basket..

Dutchie Opened the Window During a Car Wash

Dutchie Opened the Window During a Car Wash

You Don't Need A New Year To Make A Change

You Don't Need A New Year To Make A Change

All you need is a Monday.  Make this the week you change your life.

If It Ain't Broke, Obama Will Fix It Until It Is

If It Ain't Broke, Obama Will Fix It Until It Is

If We Make Guns Illegal, The Nobody Will Get Shot Anymore

If We Make Guns Illegal, The Nobody Will Get Shot Anymore

That's how we stopped everyone from doing drugs.

How I Feel When My Sister Is Coming Over

How I Feel When My Sister Is Coming Over

The Next Time You Get a Call From a Blocked Number...

The Next Time You Get a Call From a Blocked Number...

Answer it and whisper "It's done, but there's blood everywhere!", then hang up.

Little Girl Chowing on a Giant Hershey Bar

Little Girl Chowing on a Giant Hershey Bar

Tail Dinner

Tail Dinner

A rat converses with a gecko, while both eat their own tails.  "It's delicious!  Are you sure they grow back?"  The gecko responds, "Every time."

Slap Your Mother Pot Roast

Slap Your Mother Pot Roast

3 pound beef roast such as a chuck roast
1 envelope of dry Italian salad dressing mix
1 envelope of dry Ranch salad dressing mix
1 envelope of dry brown gravy mix
2 cups water

Put the water in a measuring cup that is larger then the amount of water you are using. Now add and mix all three envelopes to the water. Mix until blended completely.
Brown the roast (if desired) Add the meat to your cooker. Pour the water, salad dressing mixture over the roast.In the slow cooker, cook it on high for about 4 hours, on low about 8 hours.