Sometimes I Want to Go Back in Time and Punch Myself in the Face

Sometimes I Want to Go Back in Time and Punch Myself in the Face

Ridiculously Photogenic Banana

Ridiculously Photogenic Banana

We All Think We're Pretty Smart Until We Try to Turn on Someone Else's Shower

We All Think We're Pretty Smart Until We Try to Turn on Someone Else's Shower

I Can't Find My I-Phone

I'm afraid I have to open you up again...I Can't Find My I-Phone

Abominable Snowman Giving an Elf on a Shelf a Swirly

Abominable Snowman Giving an Elf on a Shelf a Swirly

An Elf on the Shelf and a Chuckie Doll Grating a Snowman Into Marshmallows

An Elf on the Shelf and a Chuckie Doll Grating a Snowman Into Marshmallows

I Have My Own Font

I don't have bad handwriting.  I have my own font.

Keep Calm and Love A Redhead

Keep Calm and Love A Redhead

If You Have An Ugly Heart, You Are Ugly

I Don't Care How Attractive You Think You Look...

If you have an ugly heart, you're ugly.

We Feel Old

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, and our joints are not delightful, since it's got so dang cold, we feel old, we feel old, we feel old.