I Think As You Grow Older Your Christmas List Gets Smaller

I Think As You Grow Older Your Christmas List Gets Smaller

And the things you want can't be bought.

The Best Twelve Seconds of Your Life!

The Best Twelve Seconds of Your Life!

A jar of ten cent bubble gum.

Did He Sell His Girlfriend?

Did He Sell His Girlfriend?

Girlfriend - Empty wallet.

No Girlfriend - Full wallet

Behold the Texting Mitt

Meanwhile In Canada

Behold the Texting Mitt

How Many Tickles Does It Take To Make An Octopus Laugh?

How Many Tickles Does It Take To Make An Octopus Laugh?

Ten-tickles.

On Your Birthday, You Should Call Your Mom and Sing Her a Song For Spending 12 Hours in Labor

On Your Birthday, You Should Call Your Mom and Sing Her a Song For Spending 12 Hours in Labor

We May Not Have It All Together, But We Have It All

We May Not  Have It All Together, But We Have It All

Pick Your Battles

Pick Your Battles

Some things are better left alone.

Don't Make Me Mad and Then Tell Me to Calm Down

Don't Make Me Mad and Then Tell Me to Calm Down

That is like shooting someone and then wondering why they're bleeding.

Test. I Can Take Tests.

I see you did well in school, but what real-world skills do you have?

Test.  I Can Take Tests.