I Won't Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food

I Won't Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food

We've All Thought This At One Point About a Staple Remover

We've All Thought This At One Point About a Staple Remover

It looks like a dragon.

This Frog Is Happy Because He Eat Whatever Bugs Him

This Frog Is Happy Because He Eat Whatever Bugs Him

Plastic Covers With Superhero Symbols and Colors On Them To Go Over IV Bags

Plastic Covers With Superhero Symbols and Colors On Them To Go Over IV Bags

They tell kids these have a secret formula in them to make them strong.

Covers with Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman.  These are all DC comic book characters.

This Is How My Nightmares Start

This Is How My Nightmares Start

A really skinny rope bridge across a wide canyon.

Kangaroos Are Just T-Rex Deer

Kangaroos Are Just T-Rex Deer

Think about it.

I Do What I Want - Cut a Triangle Piece Out of the Center of a Pizza

I Do What I Want - Cut a Triangle Piece Out of the Center of a Pizza

12 years public school and I don't know how to do my taxes

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

The fact that I just spent 12 years in the public education system and I still don't know how to do my taxes.

How To Write In Chinese

How To Write In Chinese

1.  Open a packet of Top Ramen.
2.  Color on one side of the ramen with a sharpie.
3.  Press the colored side to a paper.
4.  Lift from the paper and witness the writing.

I Don't Always Herdy Dur Mur Flerpty Floopin

I Don't Always Herdy Dur Mur Flerpty Floopin

But when I do, I yer der shmer dor her der foomty, der shoopin flerpty dur.