Friday, July 5, 2013

A visionary hits a target that doesn't exist.



A genius hits a target that no one else can see.

A visionary hits a target that doesn't exist.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Mounds Brownies



Mounds Brownies


INGREDIENTS:
1 Family Size (9x13) pan of brownies, prepared
5 1/3 Cups shredded coconut
14oz Can sweetened condensed milk
1 ½ Cups powdered sugar
1 Can of chocolate frosting
DIRECTIONS:
Prepare brownies and let cool completely.
In the bowl of your mixer combine coconut, sweetened condensed milk, and powdered sugar until all ingredients are incorporated.
Spread coconut mixture over brownies.
Place can of frosting in the microwave for 10 seconds (please be sure to remove foil liner and lid) until pourable.
Pour frosting over the coconut mixture. Let cool and set up

Easter Bark



- Choose several colours of chocolate wafers 
* Yield: About 15 wafers of 3 different colors will make one batch which equals a cookie sheet size or approx 12 pieces of bark

- Melt each color one at a time in the microwave.

- Line a baking sheet with wax paper and spoon out the melted chocolate into various areas of the pan (i.e. separate the one colour onto several areas of the pan so that it is not all in one spot - this will make it easier to swirl the colors together and will make it look prettier).

- Once you have poured each color onto the pan tap the pan on the counter top to draw all the colors together (and to get the air bubbles out).

- With a toothpick or a knife swirl the colors together in a pretty pattern.

- Drop in Easter colored smarties, or mini eggs etc. for an added treat.

- Cool in fridge for 10 mins or until firm.

- Break the bark apart into small pieces.

- Ready to serve - the chocolate pieces look cute displayed in a egg carton with some basket stuffing or in an Easter basket.

Poverty is not an accident.



Poverty is not an accident.  Like slavery and apartheid, it is man-made and can be removed by the actions of human beings.

Actions like education and hard work.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Four Cats



Four Cats

Cat 1 - I want a mouse.

Cat 2 - I want a fish.

Cat 3 - I want milk.

Black Cat - I want to change the world.

Write a Message on a Cake with a Toothpick First



Writing a message on a cake? Write it with a toothpick first to make sure all the letters fit (and if you make a mistake, just smooth it out and try again).

Of Course I Talk To Myself



Of Course I Talk To Myself

Sometime I need expert advice.

Find the Toenail



Find the Toenail

A cake with "Find the Toenail" written in frosting on it.

Remember, no amount of make-up can cover up an ugly personality.



Remember, no amount of make-up can cover up an ugly personality.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

How to Win a Fight



How to Win a Fight

Step 1
Distract your opponent.

Step 2
Take a nap.  Be sure to sleep on your arm as awkwardly as possible.

Step 3
Awake when your arm is fully numb.

Step 4
Thwart your opponent.