A Cop Just Pulled Me Over And Said Papers

A cop just pulled me over and said papers,
so I said scissors I win, and drove off...

If You Took All Of The Veins From Your Body

Science Fact:  If you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

When I Was A Kid...No Wait, I Still Do That

When I was a kids...no wait, I still do that.

Died at age 96

Had a hangnail at age 5 and never called 911...

Died at age 96

Santa Stuck In The Chimney

You're not going to blog this...are you Rudolph?

Nope.  This is going straight to Youtube.

If It Is Private, Don't Put It On Facebook

The only privacy notice about Facebook you'll ever need to learn:

-If it is private, don't put it on Facebook

(article 1, section 1, statues of common sense on internet usage)

Don't Just Wish For A Great 2013

Don't just wish for a great 2013,
MAKE IT SO,

Nunchucks

Nunchucks

I Used To Be A People Person

I used to be a people person...but people ruined that for me.

Sometimes The Chains That Prevent Us From Being Free Are More Mental Than Physical

Sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical.