Wednesday, June 29, 2016

This Is What I Want From Back to the Future - Tiny Pizza That Hydrates to Full Sized


This Is What I Want From Back to the Future - Tiny Pizza That Hydrates to Full Sized

Everyone talks about the Hoverboard.

The good thing is that it makes hot pizza that can be handled bare handed right out of the hydrator oven.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

So You Can Make It Early For Black Friday Shopping


So You Can Make It Early For Black Friday Shopping

But you can't make it to church because its too early?

If You Get This Email, Do Not Open It. It's Spam.


If You Get This Email, Do Not Open It.  It's Spam.

There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can.

When You Get Paid Biweekly


When You Get Paid Biweekly

Week One:  Surf and Turf
Week Two:  Ice Soup

Why would you buy lobster and steak week one if the money runs out before the next paycheck?

Saturday, June 18, 2016

I'm Looking For that Bible Verse That Says, "Thou Shalt Type 'Amen' on Facebook"


I'm Looking For that Bible Verse That Says, "Thou Shalt Type 'Amen' on Facebook" to be blessed or prove that I'm a Christian.

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Bananas Should Have Really Loud Wrappers


Bananas Should Have Really Loud Wrappers,
like hey, look at me, I'm eating fruit!

Candy should have soft wrappers like, shhhhh, I'm a loser.

Monday, June 13, 2016

If I Have Learned Anything In My 23 Years On Earth, It's That It's Okay To Lie About Your Age


If I Have Learned Anything In My 23 Years On Earth, It's That It's Okay To Lie About Your Age

Dog Passenger on Flight


Dog Passenger on Flight

Allegedly, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted this pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo"

You Think You're Having A Bad Day


You Think You're Having A Bad Day

Woman with panties static clung to the back of her hoodie.