One Does Not Simply Protect Ones Facebook Privacy With a Status Update

One Does Not Simply Protect Ones Facebook Privacy With a Status Update

Someone is Still Alive Because You Can't Afford a Hit Man

Repost this if you know someone who is still alive because you can't afford a hit man.

Waking Up and Realizing You're Still Not Rich

Waking Up and Realizing You're Still Not Rich

I Just Want to be Connected to Someone Who Speaks English When I Do

I don't mind pressing one for English.  I just want to be connected to someone who speaks English when I do.

Living Dangerously at Costco

Living Dangerously at Costco

Several giant pallets of baking soda stacked on top of several giant pallets of vinegar.

But You're Still Coming to Work, Right?

But You're Still Coming to Work, Right?

Darth Sidious crouching over Darth Vader/Ankin Skywalker, while Vader is all burned and amputated.

The Moment You Realize Trump Lost His Job to an Immigrant

The Moment You Realize Trump Lost His Job to an Immigrant

Referring to Arnold Schwarzenegger taking over for Donald Trump and the Apprentice.

Life Before Smart Phones

Life Before Smart Phones

A stick figure on a toilet reading a shampoo bottle.

Muscle Car Decorated in Notre Dame Gold and Green

Muscle Car Decorated in Notre Dame Gold and Green

They'll Trip Over Something and Die First

I keep my house messy so that if someone tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die first.