Sometimes I Want to Go Back in Time and Punch Myself in the Face

Sometimes I Want to Go Back in Time and Punch Myself in the Face

Ridiculously Photogenic Banana

Ridiculously Photogenic Banana

We All Think We're Pretty Smart Until We Try to Turn on Someone Else's Shower

We All Think We're Pretty Smart Until We Try to Turn on Someone Else's Shower

I Can't Find My I-Phone

I'm afraid I have to open you up again...I Can't Find My I-Phone

Abominable Snowman Giving an Elf on a Shelf a Swirly

Abominable Snowman Giving an Elf on a Shelf a Swirly

An Elf on the Shelf and a Chuckie Doll Grating a Snowman Into Marshmallows

An Elf on the Shelf and a Chuckie Doll Grating a Snowman Into Marshmallows

I Have My Own Font

I don't have bad handwriting.  I have my own font.

Keep Calm and Love A Redhead

Keep Calm and Love A Redhead

If You Have An Ugly Heart, You Are Ugly

I Don't Care How Attractive You Think You Look...

If you have an ugly heart, you're ugly.

We Feel Old

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, and our joints are not delightful, since it's got so dang cold, we feel old, we feel old, we feel old.

At Least They Have Satellite TV

At Least They Have Satellite TV

Emma's Easy Crepes

Emma's Easy Crepes

1. Beat eggs. 1 egg = 2 crepes.
2. Add enough flour to make a thick paste.
3. Whisk in enough milk to thin down.  Should be almost water-like.
4. Pour ladle full into hot pan.  Turn pan to coat sides.
5. When edges start to crisp, turn over.
6. Cook other side the same length of time.
7. Serve with your favorite fillings and roll up.

Your Plan vs God's Plan

Your Plan vs God's Plan

Your plan:  Straight, short path to the finish line.

God's plan:  giant holes in the road, rocks, plank bridge, lake, dark rain clouds, and then more uphill road to the finish line.

I...I Jus...I Just Can't...

I...I Jus...I Just Can't...deal with this right now.

Heavy Dude

Heavy Dude

You Go To Walmart on Black Friday You Risk Your Life

You Go To Walmart on Black Friday You Risk Your Life

If You've Ever Lost a Pet who Took a Piece of Your Heart

If You've Ever Lost a Pet who Took a Piece of Your Heart

You'll Make Me Puma Pants

Stop Making Me Laugh

You'll make me puma pants.

Politically Correct

Politically Correct

A term used for whiney overly-sensitive pansies who need everything sugar-coated for them.

Slug Bug!!

Slug Bug!!

Comment if you punched someone before when you've seen this driving.

Way To Use A Hoodie No. 2

Way To Use A Hoodie No. 2

Chocolate Is God's Apology For Broccoli

Chocolate Is God's Apology For Broccoli

I'm Cleaning Your Dirty Screen

I'm Cleaning Your Dirty Screen

So leave a comment as a thank you.

If I Leave Now I Might Lose Their Trust

I can't get out of bed.

These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.

I Wish I Could Hug My Dad One More Time

I Wish I Could Hug My Dad One More Time

The Constitution Is Not a Partisan Document

The Constitution Is Not a Partisan Document

They Know So Much That Isn't So

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.

I Have a Bumper Sticker That Says "Honk If You Think I'm Sexy."

I Have a Bumper Sticker That Says "Honk If You Think I'm Sexy."

Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself.

I Love When Someone's Laugh Is Funnier Than the Joke

I Love When Someone's Laugh Is Funnier Than the Joke

Go Sports!

Go Sports!

I'm super worked-up because my team did stuff!

Move the thing to the other thing!

I Think You Are Neater Than Boots on a Chicken

I Think You Are Neater Than Boots on a Chicken

My Favorite Thing About Winter Is When It's Over

My Favorite Thing About Winter Is When It's Over

One Day Your Life Will Flash Before Your Eyes. Make Sure It Is Worth Watching.

One Day Your Life Will Flash Before Your Eyes.  Make Sure It Is Worth Watching.

This Year I'm Determined...

This Year I'm Determined...

Comment and tell us what you are determined to do this year.

I Love My Sister

I Love My Sister

Share if you have a sister or sisters you truly love.  This includes women you love as sisters.

I Want Books, Computers...And the Ability to Travel Through Space

I Want Books, Computers...And the Ability to Travel Through Space

OK..Here's a Library Card.

Hey, My Friend, You're Lookin' Good Today

Hey, My Friend, You're Lookin' Good Today

What Happens Under the Mistletoe, Stays Under the Mistletoe

What Happens Under the Mistletoe, Stays Under the Mistletoe

I Love Being Married to My Best Friend

I Love Being Married to My Best Friend

I can tell him anything, because half the time he doesn't hear me.

I Don't Wanna Be A Nugget

I Don't Wanna Be A Nugget

A baby chick walking down a dirt path or at least it looks like a dirt path from the perspective of a chick.

I'm Gonna Order a Pizza 5 Minutes Before New Year and When They Arrive I'll Say I Ordered This a Year Ago, LOL.

I'm Gonna Order a Pizza 5 Minutes Before New Year and When They Arrive I'll Say I Ordered This a Year Ago, LOL.

Picture of a Minion in a diaper.

2014 Beating Me to Death in the Wrestling Ring and 2015 Waiting to Tag In

2014 Beating Me to Death in the Wrestling Ring and 2015 Waiting to Tag In

A $3000 Car With a $11,000 Bike on a Bike Rack on the Roof

A $3000 Car With a $11,000 Bike on a Bike Rack on the Roof

Wedding Vows

Wedding Vows

Do you promise to love and cherish each other until it's inconvenient, or your tired of it, or somebody more exciting comes along, or it's just not fun anymore?

I've Got Your Back!

I've Got Your Back!

One stick figure hold the middle stick of another stick figure while the other cries in pain.