A Worried Mother Does Better Research Than the FBI

A Worried Mother Does Better Research Than the FBI

Why Yes, I'm a Bit Stressed

Why Yes, I'm a Bit Stressed

Why do you ask?

An animal with big eyes in a suit and tie holding a coffee cup.

I Am Not A Product of My Circumstances

I Am Not A Product of My Circumstances

I am a product of my decisions.

Hey, where do you get your protein?

Not THIS idiot again.

Hey, where do you get your protein?

I'm Just Saying No One Has Seen Batman and I In a Room Together

I'm Not Saying I'm Batman.  I'm Just Saying No One Has Seen Batman and I In a Room Together.

Iceberg! Iceberg!

Iceberg!  Iceberg!

A ship cut out of a cucumber that looks like the Titanic pointed in the direction of a head of Iceberg Lettuce.

I Don't Know Whether To Take a Nap Or Cry About Being Tired

I Don't Know Whether To Take a Nap Or Cry About Being Tired

A toddler with a tired, perplexed look on her face and her hands on her head and face.

Mom Said, "Go Play Outside."

Mom Said, "Go Play Outside."

A guy sitting out side with a computer, a little table, headphones and a chair.  Apparently, playing a video game.

 I use to try to get my parents to let me take a TV outside to play my neighbor's Atari 2600 with him when our parents wouldn't let us play inside.

Me and My Girlfriend. Just Kidding.

Me and My Girlfriend.  Just Kidding.

Two pictures.  The first one what appears like two sets of legs and a couple of pairs of shoes.  the second is a zoomed out picture of a guy bend over with shoes on his hands and feet.  The shoes on his hands are facing the ones on his feet to make it look like there are two people facing each other.

Then It's All Over, and You Get to Fold My Laundry

I'm going to buy you tons of flowers and jewelry for no reason - until we get married.

Then It's All Over, and You Get to Fold My Laundry

Wait For It...Wait For It...

Wait For It...Wait For It...

A truck carrying two port-a-johns going under an overpass that is lower than the port-a-johns sticking up from the bed of the truck.  A red convertible sports car is following right behind it.

I Don't Care What the Song Says. I Don't Smell.

I Don't Care What the Song Says.  I Don't Smell.

Batman with his head down.

It's Not Funny When You're Next

It's Not Funny When You're Next

A kids freaking out getting a shot.  A line of kids behind him laughing, except the kid directly behind him.

Shut Off Their PlayStation

What do the Cubs do when they win the World Series?

Shut Off Their PlayStation

Haters Gonna Hate

Haters Gonna Hate

Toddler in a thick, stiff, colorful, fluffy snow suit.

Raccoon Carrying a Kitten

Raccoon Carrying a Kitten

Are You Stuck?

Are You Stuck?

No you idiot, the combine needed a drink.

Dora's Questions Were Really Hard Today

Dora's Questions Were Really Hard Today

A chubby kid walking down the road looking at the ground with a determined look.

Shameless Tagging of friends in Photos Where Only You Look Good

Shameless Awards

Shameless Tagging of friends in Photos Where Only You Look Good

Hidden T.V.

Hidden T.V.

Shut up and take my money.

A TV attached to hinges that come out over the bed.  When it pulls in there is giant picture frame on the back, so it just looks like a portrait hanging on the wall.

You May Be Cool, But You'll Never Be Teddy Roosevelt Riding a Moose In a River Cool

You May Be Cool, But You'll Never Be Teddy Roosevelt Riding a Moose In a River Cool

2011 VA Earthquake - We WILL Rebuild

2011 VA Earthquake - We WILL Rebuild

A plastic table and chairs with one chair tipped over on the lawn.

For Seal

For Seal

Bike with a sign on it that says, "For Seal".

Below is a a seal laying on its side with its flipper up like it is waving.

Elevator Aquarium

Elevator Aquarium

How I Feel Saturday Morning

How I Feel Saturday Morning

A cat laying spread out on its back.

Meh

Meh

A valid reaction to most things on Facebook.

Wait Until The Brownies Are Completely Cool

Wait Until The Brownies Are Completely Cool

A pan of brownies with sunglasses on top.

Waterful Ring Toss

Waterful Ring Toss

you can't call yourself a hardcore gamer until you do this.

I Don't Always Go To The Gym But When I Do...

I Don't Always Go To The Gym But When I Do...

I have no idea what I'm doing.

A guy with his head under the leg pad on the leg lift machine at the gym.

Snowman Poop

Snowman Poop

I heard that you've been naughty, so here's the inside scoop...
All you get for Christmas is this bag of Snowman Poop!!

I Prescribe Bacon. Lots of Bacon.

I Prescribe Bacon.  Lots of Bacon.

A dog in a doctor's office, wearing a lab coat, glasses, and a stethoscope.

Broke Chip In Dip

Broke Chip In Dip

Sent in recon to save it.  That broke too.

And I Thought That Was Just A Figure of Speech

And I Thought That Was Just A Figure of Speech

A guy trying to unlock his car when the back of his pants and his rear falls off.

A Pork Nativity Scene

A Pork Nativity Scene

Pork - Because a nativity scene alone may not be enough to upset Muslims.

Monday Morning Workouts Are Always The Hardest

Monday Morning Workouts Are Always The Hardest

A woman crawling on a treadmill.

Bacon Bowl

Bacon Bowl

Turn a muffin tray over and cover with foil.
Wrap your bacon around mounds in a criss cross.  Bake in pre heated over at 400 degrees Fahrenheit.

My 2014 New Year's Resolution

My 2014 New Year's Resolution

To write '2014' instead of '2013'.

SWEET HAWAIIAN CROCK-POT CHICKEN

SWEET HAWAIIAN CROCK-POT CHICKEN

2 lb. Chicken tenderloin chunks
1 cup pineapple juice
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/3 cup soy sauce

Combine all together, cook on low in Crock-pot 6-8 hours...that's it! Done! Serve with brown rice and you have a complete, easy meal.

Reading Your Status Updates Is Like Trying to Decipher a Bowl of Alphabet Soup

Reading Your Status Updates Is Like Trying to Decipher a Bowl of Alphabet Soup

Leave a Note in a Library Book

Leave a Note in a Library Book

Smart Car: Now Allowing You To Live Your Childhood Memories

Smart Car:  Now Allowing You To Live Your Childhood Memories

A tiny adult automobile painted like a Little Tikes plastic child car.

I'm Not Sure If My Body Can Handle Much More of This Getting Out of Bed Nonsense

I'm Not Sure If My Body Can Handle Much More of This Getting Out of Bed Nonsense

Whoever Said 'Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk'

Whoever Said 'Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk' obviously never pumped a full bottle and then knocked it over.

Now I Look Around and Wonder If I Like Them

I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me.

Now I look around and wonder if I like them.

A Pair of Jeans Fresh From the Dryer

Anyone who says that I don't exercise has obviously never watched me put on a pair of jeans fresh from the dryer.

I Do Desire We May Be Better Strangers

I Do Desire We May Be Better Strangers

Oh by the Way, You're Out of Milk

I'm not a stalker.  I'm just curious. Oh by the Way, You're Out of Milk.

Girls Compete With Each Other

Girls Compete With Each Other

Women empower one another.

I Fear Not the Man Who has Practiced 10,000 Kicks Once

I Fear Not the Man Who has Practiced 10,000 Kicks Once

I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.

Last Five Minutes of Exam

Last Five Minutes of Exam

A little kid expressively speedily writing something fast.