Of All The Utensils Invented To Eat Rice
How did two sticks win?
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Of All The Utensils Invented To Eat Rice
Of All The Utensils Invented To Eat Rice
How did two sticks win?
Fast Food Places Should Have A Third Window
Fast Food Places Should Have A Third Window
Where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.
Friday, July 25, 2014
Normally I have more composure.
Normally I have more composure.
However, in all fairness, it was a BIG spider.
Epic Win!
Epic Win!
A shelving system shaped like Pac Man that appears to be about to chomp down on a big screen TV.
Monday, July 21, 2014
Facebook Barbie
Facebook Barbie
Looks are deceiving, she is still using that photo of her from ten years ago.
Taco Ring
Taco Ring
2 crescent roll tubes
1 LB ground beef (or ground turkey)
1 packet of taco seasoning
1 1/2 cups grated cheddar cheese
Shredded lettuce
1 or 2 diced tomatoes depending on size
1/2 small can Olives (sliced) (Avocado, Sour cream etc)
Directions
1. Separate the crescent pastry and lay out in a circle, pointed ends out on a foil lined pizza pan, sprayed very lightly with cooking spray. Use some of the leftover crescent rolls to to make the center a bit thicker as this will hold the meat.
2. Brown meat in a frying pan until no longer pink. Drain fat and add taco seasoning as directed on package, reducing the water to a scant 1/3 cup from the 1/2 cup called for. Drain excess liquid from meat.
3. Sprinkle meat mixture in a circle inside the crescent rolls, then sprinkle 1 cup of the cheese over the meat. Pull crescent roll points over meat and cheese and tuck in.
Bake at 350 degrees until pastry is golden brown (30 min).
4. Add remaining 1/2 cup of cheese, chopped lettuce, tomato, black olives, and jalapenos (if using), into the middle of the ring, then add a few dollops of sour cream if desired, before serving.
Friday, July 18, 2014
I Will Always Sing the ABCs To Know What Letter Comes Next
No matter how old I get, I think I will always have to mentally sing the ABCs to see what letter comes next.
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
No One, And I Mean No One Can Know What Happened Here. Kapish?
No One, And I Mean No One Can Know What Happened Here. Kapish?
Does It Count As Savings Someone's Life...
Does It Count As Savings Someone's Life...
...if you refrain from killing them?
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Monday, July 14, 2014
Thursday, July 10, 2014
I Believe I Used Up All My Sick Days, So I'm Calling In Dead
I Believe I Used Up All My Sick Days, So I'm Calling In Dead
I Just Have a Violent Reaction To Stupid People
I'm not cranky...
I Just Have a Violent Reaction To Stupid People
I love long walks on the beach with my girlfriend
I love long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot.
But First, Llama Take a Selfie
I'm gonna go climb these ruins and spit on some tourists.
But First, Llama Take a Selfie
Today My Child Said Those Three Little Words Every Parent Longs To Hear...
Today My Child Said Those Three Little Words Every Parent Longs To Hear...
"You're Embarrassing Me!"
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
My 8 Year Old Sister's Advice On Boys
My 8 Year Old Sister's Advice On Boys
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
Well, that escalated quickly.
Friday, July 4, 2014
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
I Hate Being Tickled
I do not think it's cute. I do not find it funny. I will kick you in the face.
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
You Can Play All Your Facebook Games Without Inviting Me
What If I Told You...
You can play all your Facebook games without inviting me?
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