Bring Me Another Smurf

Bring Me Another Smurf

The Characters From the Last TV Show You Watched Are Mounting a Rescue

You've been kidnapped.  The characters from the last TV show you watched are mounting a rescue.  Who's coming to save you?

Middle Child Day - Jane Brady, Carlton, Lisa Simpson, and Sue Heck

Today is Middle Child Day

So it'll probably be ignored.

Wish Jane Brady, Carlton, Lisa Simpson, and Sue Heck a happy Middle Child Day.

Ten Hours Later, It Was Determined That Was a Lie

You claimed that you were going to watch an hour or two of Making a Murderer that day.  Ten hours later, it was determined that was a lie.

Should I Sleep? Should I Watch Another Episode?

Should I Sleep?  Should I Watch Another Episode?

Have Mercy, Not the Hair!

Have Mercy, Not the Hair!

Today's Kids Will Never Know the Struggle of Having to Wait for These to Finish Rewinding

Today's Kids Will Never Know the Struggle of Having to Wait for These to Finish Rewinding

Put Bob the Builder on the Phone

I Need Someone Qualified For This Construction Job.  Put Bob the Builder on the Phone.

A toddler in a high chair acting like he is talking on a toy phone while eating breakfast.

A Partridge In a Pair Tree

A Partridge In a Pair Tree

Keith Partridge Photoshopped into a pair tree.

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

Hannibal from the A-Team

The Moment You Realize Trump Lost His Job to an Immigrant

The Moment You Realize Trump Lost His Job to an Immigrant

Referring to Arnold Schwarzenegger taking over for Donald Trump and the Apprentice.

Chuck Norris Once Urinated In A Semi's Gas Tank

Chuck Norris Once Urinated In A Semi's Gas Tank As A Joke

That semi is now known as Optimus Prime.

Amish Buggy Pulling a General Lee Decorated Fishing Boat

Amish Buggy Pulling a General Lee Decorated Fishing Boat

It's April, Fool!

It's April, Fool!

Mr. T giving a stern look.

Rihanna - Diamonds Don't Shine...

Rihanna - Diamonds Don't Shine...

It's "REFRACT LIGHT like a diamond"

Plastic Covers With Superhero Symbols and Colors On Them To Go Over IV Bags

Plastic Covers With Superhero Symbols and Colors On Them To Go Over IV Bags

They tell kids these have a secret formula in them to make them strong.

Covers with Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman.  These are all DC comic book characters.

I Don't Always Herdy Dur Mur Flerpty Floopin

I Don't Always Herdy Dur Mur Flerpty Floopin

But when I do, I yer der shmer dor her der foomty, der shoopin flerpty dur.

Remember When the M in MTV stood for Music instead of Morons?

Remember When the M in MTV stood for Music instead of Morons?

At Least They Have Satellite TV

At Least They Have Satellite TV

You Go To Walmart on Black Friday You Risk Your Life

You Go To Walmart on Black Friday You Risk Your Life