CHORES

CHORES

A stack of blue folded laundry with an iron in front of them designed to look like a movie poster for Jaws.

If I Had a Voice Like Morgan Freeman

If I Had a Voice Like Morgan Freeman

I would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives.

You Know You're Getting Old When the Karate Kid Is 53

You Know You're Getting Old When the Karate Kid Is 53

When I throw a hammer, I "have anger management issues"

When Thor throws his hammer, he is serving justice.

When I throw a hammer, I "have anger management issues"

Monsters Inc Notre Dame Fighting Irish

Monsters Inc Notre Dame Fighting Irish

Iron Man and Captain America Get Along Shirt

Iron Man and Captain America Get Along Shirt

She Want "Frozen" Stuff For Christmas

She Want "Frozen" Stuff For Christmas

A grumpy girl holding a bag of frozen peas.

Spam From Hogwarts

Spam From Hogwarts

A bunch of owls.

Frodo-synthesis

Frodo-synthesis

I Don't Know How People Get Eaten by Sharks

I Don't Know How People Get Eaten by Sharks

I Mean How Do You Not Hear the Music?

Free Hugs

Free Hugs

The "It" clown in a creepy hide out built into the ground.  With a sign that says "Free Hugs".

A Hulk Green Bay Packer

A Hulk Green Bay Packer

America Has Spent a Ridiculous Amount of Money to Retrieve Matt Damon

From Saving Private Ryan to Interstellar to The Martian, America Has Spent a Ridiculous Amount of Money to Retrieve Matt Damon.

The Real Puss in Boots

The Real Puss in Boots

A kitten in a woman's winter boot.

When A Friend Says They Have Never Seen "The Princess Bride"

When A Friend Says They Have Never Seen "The Princess Bride"

Inconceivable

Lady in a Yoda Mask With a Green Stroller

Lady in a Yoda Mask With a Green Stroller

Yeah, If You Could Just Finish Showering And Feed Me, That'd Be Great

Yeah, If You Could Just Finish Showering And Feed Me, That'd Be Great

Chuck Norris Once Urinated In A Semi's Gas Tank

Chuck Norris Once Urinated In A Semi's Gas Tank As A Joke

That semi is now known as Optimus Prime.

Thor Is a Jerk

Thor Is a Jerk

Spider-man needing to go to bathroom really badly and Thor has put the lid down and put his hammer on it.

Plastic Covers With Superhero Symbols and Colors On Them To Go Over IV Bags

Plastic Covers With Superhero Symbols and Colors On Them To Go Over IV Bags

They tell kids these have a secret formula in them to make them strong.

Covers with Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman.  These are all DC comic book characters.