When Your Mamma Told You to Shut Up and You Mumbled Something Under Your Breath

When Your Mamma Told You to Shut Up and You Mumbled Something Under Your Breath

Lady in a Yoda Mask With a Green Stroller

Lady in a Yoda Mask With a Green Stroller

A Worried Mother Does Better Research Than the FBI

A Worried Mother Does Better Research Than the FBI

Whoever Said 'Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk'

Whoever Said 'Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk' obviously never pumped a full bottle and then knocked it over.

On Your Birthday, You Should Call Your Mom and Sing Her a Song For Spending 12 Hours in Labor

On Your Birthday, You Should Call Your Mom and Sing Her a Song For Spending 12 Hours in Labor

If Grandma ain't happy...RUN!!!

If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.  If Grandma ain't happy...RUN!!!

Thank You Mom For Making Me Food So I Don't Die

Thank You Mom For Making Me Food So I Don't Die

I Smile Because You're My Daughter

I smile because you're my daughter.  I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.

Nothing Is Really Lost Until Mom Can't Find It

Nothing is really lost until mom can't find it.

What's It Like To Have The Greatest Daughter Ever?

"Mom what's it like to have the greatest daughter ever?"

"I don't know, you would have to ask Grandma."