Showing posts with label Play on Words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Play on Words. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Complex Carbohydrates


Complex Carbohydrates

A Loaf of Bread:  How do I know that my experience of consciousness is the same as other's experiences of consciousness?

A Bowl of Cereal:  Why are we here?

A Potato:  What is my purpose?

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Hold My Root Beer. I Got This!


Hold My Root Beer.  I Got This!

A kid driving a tiny Jeep through a mud course.

Want to Hear a Joke About Sodium?


Want to Hear a Joke About Sodium?

Na.

Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBrO.

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

If You Get This Email, Do Not Open It. It's Spam.


If You Get This Email, Do Not Open It.  It's Spam.

There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can.

Monday, February 15, 2016

I Hath Indeed Mortally Wounded the Constable



I Hath Indeed Mortally Wounded the Constable

However, I firmly deny firing a high velocity projectile at his squire.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Friday, January 8, 2016

Retro Hoverboard


Retro Hoverboard

Non-electric hoverboard works best downhill.

The back of an old school kids metal tricycle.

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

I Just Burned 2000 Calories


I Just Burned 2000 Calories

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.