I Decided to Go on a Road Trip and Not Come Back Until I Ran Out of Money

I Decided to Go on a Road Trip and Not Come Back Until I Ran Out of Money

Walked to the end of the driveway and back.

Waking Up and Realizing You're Still Not Rich

Waking Up and Realizing You're Still Not Rich

Now it is worth $58,065,210,000

If anyone is having a bad day.  Remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800.  Now it is worth $58,065,210,000.

Did He Sell His Girlfriend?

Did He Sell His Girlfriend?

Girlfriend - Empty wallet.

No Girlfriend - Full wallet

The Man In The Mirror

The Man In The Mirror

A beggar on the street holding a mirror in front of his face.  A man has stopped in front of him looking in the mirror, while reaching in his pocket.

To Impress People They Don't Like

To Impress People They Don't Like

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.

Just Bought Bike Parts

Just Bought Bike Parts

Let me see if I have enough to eat.

Man counting pennies and stacking them to find money for food.

I'm Just One Step Away From Being Rich

I'm Just One Step Away From Being Rich

All I need now is money.

It's called: "I have $5 to last me until payday."

I just started a new diet.  It's called: "I have $5 to last me until payday."

I Have Never Understood Why It Is Greed To Want To Keep The Money You've Earned

I Have Never Understood Why It Is Greed To Want To Keep The Money You've Earned

But not greed to want to take somebody else's money.