Nice Purse! Thanks. It's My Ex-Husband.

Nice Purse!  Thanks.  It's My Ex-Husband.

Two female alligators talking.

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Yeah, I Do Yoga

Yeah, I Do Yoga

It's called shaving my legs.

How Much Better Would Life Be If A Liar's Pants Really Did Catch Fire?

How Much Better Would Life Be If A Liar's Pants Really Did Catch Fire?

How many times would our own pants catch fire?

I'm Glad You're Learning To Laugh At Yourself

I'm Glad You're Learning To Laugh At Yourself

That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us.

Not Only Am I Wearing Grumpy Pants Today

Not Only Am I Wearing Grumpy Pants Today

I have the whole outfit on and the socks to match.

Sorry I Mispronouced Your Baby's Name

Sorry I Mispronouced Your Baby's Name

Which name you made up.

I Need to Lose 20 Pounds, Make $30,000, and Sleep For 4 Days

I Need to Lose 20 Pounds, Make $30,000, and Sleep For 4 Days

All by tomorrow.

I Love You More Than Yesterday

I Love You More Than Yesterday

Yesterday you got on my nerves.

My Kids Are Always Accusing Me of Having A Favorite Child

My Kids Are Always Accusing Me of Having A Favorite Child

Which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them.

Someone is Still Alive Because You Can't Afford a Hit Man

Repost this if you know someone who is still alive because you can't afford a hit man.

Waking Up and Realizing You're Still Not Rich

Waking Up and Realizing You're Still Not Rich

I Just Want to be Connected to Someone Who Speaks English When I Do

I don't mind pressing one for English.  I just want to be connected to someone who speaks English when I do.

There's No Way I Was Born Just To Pay Bills And Die

There's No Way I Was Born Just To Pay Bills And Die

Be Careful Who You Open Up To

Be Careful Who You Open Up To

Only a few people actually care, the rest just want to have something to gossip about.

If You Have a Problem With Me

If You Have a Problem With Me

Tell me not everybody else! Thanks!

Some People Need a High Five

Some People Need a High Five

In the face.

With a chair.

Some people just need a pat on the back.

Some people just need a pat on the back.

Guy pushing another guy in the back and off of a cliff.

Then It's All Over, and You Get to Fold My Laundry

I'm going to buy you tons of flowers and jewelry for no reason - until we get married.

Then It's All Over, and You Get to Fold My Laundry

Meh

Meh

A valid reaction to most things on Facebook.