Saturday, August 29, 2015

And Then I Saw Her Face


When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking...

...and then I saw her face.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Family History:This Is Why You Do It



Family History:This Is Why You Do It

Han Solo and Chewbacca look on while brother and sister, Luke and Lea kiss.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Slow Cooker Mac and Cheese

 Ingredients:
Cooking spray
8 ounces cooked elbow macaroni
One 12-ounce can evaporated milk
1 1/2 cups whole milk
1/4 cup (1/2 stick ) of butter, melted
1 teaspoon salt
Dash of pepper
2 large eggs, beaten
Two 10-ounce bricks sharp Cheddar cheese, grated (about 5 cups) Dash of paprika
Directions:
In a large 4-quart slow cooker sprayed with cooking spray, mix the macaroni, evaporated milk, milk, butter, salt, pepper, eggs and all but 1/2 cup of the grated cheese. Sprinkle the reserved cheese over the top of the mixture and then sprinkle with paprika. Cover and cook on low heat for 3 hours and 15 minutes. Turn off the slow cooker, stir the mixture and serve hot.
Cook's Note: If you don't have a slow cooker, grease a 9-by-13-by-2-inch pan with butter, add the mixture and bake at 350 degrees F for 50 minutes.

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

That Moment Your Partner Calls Hearts Trump


That Moment Your Partner Calls Hearts Trump

A Eucker hand with all spades and two black jacks.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Good Thing This Is Canada!


If This Was Another Country, We'd Have To Tell You That This Coffee May Be Hot.  Good Thing This Is Canada!

If I Make You Breakfast In Bed, A Simple 'Thank You' Is All I Need


If I Make You Breakfast In Bed, A Simple 'Thank You' Is All I Need

Not all this 'how did you get in my house?' business.

My Favorite Childhood Memory Is Not Paying Bills


My Favorite Childhood Memory Is Not Paying Bills

Say Nothing. They'll Blame The Dog.


Say Nothing.  They'll Blame The Dog.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Warning Alcohol Impairs Judgement


Warning Alcohol Impairs Judgement

Picture of a man with a bottle of alcohol kissing a fish.